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The postman has kindly delivered my 3DS games, but yet to receive the console itself. I feel like I'm being teased
So have no idea whether it'll get delivered today
"The Duke Never comes early"
Anyway, is the 3DS nay cop? I will be FINALLY starting Pokemon Black tonight.
Halo screenshot of the weak: http://i52.tinypic.com/m8fmtw.jpg (not me, but some chump who quit mid-fire fight)
But I managed to go to a preview event for it back in January and it was ace.
instead of Capture the Flag you get Capture the Babe, whom you can "playfully" slap if she starts to freak out: http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/03/21/duke-nukem-forever-multiplayer-replaces-flag-with-capturable-slappable-women/
Anyone care to get Wishpig in here?
you can always bet on Duke.
apparently the first level has you pissing into a urinal and drawing cocks on a blackboard, before you are pulled out of the level and it's duke playing a game of himself to which a babe asks him "is it any good" and he replies "after 15 fucking years it'd better be".
I CANNOT FUCKING WAIT.
on amazon that my games have been dispatched but not the console, what use is that!!
in other news Crysis 2 is meant to be really good!
Played the SOCOM 4 beat this morning, wasnt impressed really.
That was pretty good.
On my game Legion snuffed it, but I'm cool with that. He was a bit of a wang.
And in case who you're wondering who I chose to give the Shepherd love to, after much deliberation I chose Jack. Aww yeah.
Next up: New Vegas.
i drilled miranda and also tried Tali, but i've always had a thing for Tali. Apparently, in ME3, your decisions relating to this will have a big effect - i pumpeded the bird from the first one and then pumped miranda and apparently that makes a difference. i did it because she was like "Shepard, you're alive? and you didn't even call?" so 99 problems baby.
all my team survived.
I was gonna tap Miranda but I chatted up Jack and she was all "you gotta choose" and Miranda was a bit too easy and not quite psychotic enough for me, so I dumped her. Then I had a shot at Tali but she gave me the same "I don't wanna share you" thing. Ditto that weird justicar chick. All in all I'm pleased with my choice. Mordin gave me a fantastic speech about having safe sex with a woman whose biotic powers could toast you in an instant. <3 Mordin
I didn't nail anyone in the first one. I feel I missed out there.
I'll probably redo that last mission to save legion, as much of a wang as he is. I want them all around for the third one.
i think i reprogrammed them. i also gave the reaper to the illusive man, so i think i fucked up quite a bit there. :D
I FUCKING LOVE MASS EFFECT
Made the geth massively stronger and finished the game with Martin Sheen smiling enigmatically at the collector base. I had a wander around the ship after I'd finished and my entire crew basically said, "I trust you, but you done fucked up."
It'll make things interesting for sure.
"I am not sure you did the right thing, but I'm with you" is amazing. what a game.
interestingly i wonder that because we have made the hardest decisions we might be rewarded with not only a harder game, but a more complex tale? i wonder.
on the other hand we could have all of the geth on our side and Cerberus could be much stronger thus making defeating the Reapers a bit easier. Though possibly ending with a, "and then Cerberus declared war on everybody" down ending.
I've no idea how it's gonna play out, and I love that I don't.
which i like. i can't remember my shepard's back story, but i think he might have been earth born... but i know i am a war hero. i wish i still had the disc so i could play more of it... alas, an NTSC xbox means i can't use my pal copies...
which is understandable, as thanks to consoles you get him with like 1 mission to go. Easily one of my favourite characters.
I'd done all the side missions and explored everything before I was even aware there was an extra character.
I'm probably just pissed at him for getting himself killed. I wanted that achievement damn it!
You did better than Duck, he managed to get 6 of them killed the tit.
I sent him in to work the doors, thinking a machine working a machine would be the most sensible choice. Then I raced through pressing buttons for him, then after he'd opened the door he took forever to close the it again. he took a shot to the face just before it was fully shut.
It was quite funny watching Shepherd walking around doing his Braveheart pre-battle speech afterwards saying, "we lost many good men today, let's do this for them!" Actually, dude, it was just the one. And we met him, like, five minutes ago. And he was technically a machine anyways: we could probably solder him back together or something.
Most people lose somebody at the door. In order for the person in the pipe to survive, they
a)Have to be Legion or Tali
c)The person leading the fire team has to be Miranda, Jacob or Garrus
d)They also have to be loyal
If any part of that is wrong, person in the pipe dies.
I picked the Justicar chick. I didn't go with Miranda cuz things were a bit awkward between us ever since the dumping. Plus Jack seemed dead against it and we'd just bumped uglies so I felt I owed her something.
which was a fucking great feeling. mordin got shot though, which gave me a serious fright. brilliant.
I like a bit of mystery
Jack died in mine
Apparently you're allowed to shoot anyone there
I think you spend a bit too much time there though overall.
I loved the scenery/music in Mexico, but it did drag a bit. A few samey missions as well.
it was well good - can't believe to complete it on 'Hardcore' you can only save it 3 times. That's never going to happen.
What should I get next? My brother's been banging on about Metro 2033 for a while - does anyone know if that's any good?
it's very different to the first game - much faster paced fights scenes with less troops (so far) but arriving in waves. seems to be less about crowd contol and team work and more about laying down the violence individually (again, so far). just different styles but long term i think dragon age I might have more replay value.
i am enjoying the graphics and excessive violence though : )
I think I'ma gonna go trade Killzone 3 for it.
KZ was good, looked ace but felt a bit... flat.. the story had a ton of potential, but boiled down to 'rar rar big man balls, gotta save dem all lol hurgh!'.. Multiplayer was ok but not much of a step from KZ2 and tbh I don't like playing online unless its co-op..
So yeh, Crysis 2 seems like a winner. I need something to take my mind away from the new Mass Effect Dlc next week