Yeah, help please?
Basically: I've written my dissertation about philosophical zombies/consciousness/materialism, and want some sort of snappy pun title. Can't think of any myself despite hours of mulling. It's going to have a proper subtitle so it doesn't need to be exact or anything, but yeah...
I said it on Twitter, but if anyone can come up with a good one I'll (a) acknowledge you and (b) send you a twix (or other confectionary of equal value). You'll also make me look really cool and not like a loser at all.