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kind of thread.
Too late for that?
Never Let me Go
Ermm. I think that's the only one I've watched aso far this year. It was good. An 8/10. Top of my list!
Carry on up the Khyber
Carry on Cleo
The rest of the Carry Ons
The guy whacking the gong
and used to make films with a fella whaking a gong at the start.
As in: 'THAT IS SOOOOOOOOO RANK'.
I killed her.
That's fucking RANK.
(also a band)
Actually, thinking about it, she was from 'round your way'.
You word mangling animals. You're all rank.
Rank and File = Vile
sounds logical, but google returns this thread and little else to back it up.
the free dictionary gives "highly offensive or disagreeable, esp in smell or taste" as a standalone definition of the adj. from
Can one of you London Disers please find a cockney type and ask. Thanks
You all need to learn to swear properly instead.
^not instead of. as well as.
Say you were talking about a pie.
"That pie was gash"
"That pie was rank"
"That pie was shite"
"That pie was minging"
only eat nice pies.
and even then it's a bit of a vipers nest
No man can take the full force of LUSH.
ive only been in once
i felt like my eyes and lungs were burning.
and felt woozy and a bit sick and had to leave.
would not go back without scuba gear or an aqualung.
the language of pies?
1 SAD BAMOS
IS COMPLETELY FINE
have been misappropriating scot's slang.
Mingin is our word. Stop using it.
Find your own words you bunch of thieving cunts, you've taken everything else of any use.
I even heard that prize bellend Bam Margerita (i know that's not his real name) say it on Jackass one time. It made me want to stab him in his weaselly smug fuck of a face.
Also, who has seen Jackass 3D? Wasn't it great when the cry baby prick got dumped in the pit of snakes. I lololololol'd. Then lol'd more when he was all 'you cocksuckers' and <sadface> after pissing on people and drop kicking them in the head.
A MASSIVE BAG OF VOMIT?
ALL THOSE WORDS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOO RANK.
I'M THE KING OF RANK.
Meths Bint (hereafter known as MB) 'Yo Smee heads up'
Meths turns around with a slight dopey expression on his face 'Err what?'
*A massive bag of wank smashes him right in his face*
Meths - 'Urr that is rank'
*As he stands on the bed, semi naked and golden, smashing a gong of course.
or 'boggin' or 'leapin'
but we also have words that can be used when swearing isn't suitable unlike you whippet molesting fools.
It's disgusting. URGH RANK.
LIKE YOUR FACE.
Any opinion you may have had is automatically rendered null and void.
YOUR OPINION IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RANK.
"hanging" where people now say "minging"? Just me?
hanging is only used my lame people who need to update their facebook status with 'omgggzzz I am hanging today'
It meant horrible, in the same way that minging does now.
Look, some idiot from Wales agrees with me (scroll down to 'adjective'): http://onlineslangdictionary.com/definition+of/hanging
It's pretty commonplace.
Where the Wild Things Are - 9/10
Lovely film. Bonus points for giving the wild things Tony Soprano and Idi Amin's voices.
Fantastic Mr. Fox - 8/10
Liked it a lot, although I doubt children would much. Wes Anderson only really makes films for Wes Anderson
Exam - 6/10
High concept silliness about a group of people who sit down to a written exam, only to turn over the paper AND THERE'S NOTHING ON IT.
The Box - 5/10
Even sillier high concept silliness about a box by the Donnie Darko guy. Gets very stupid very quickly when the aliens get involved.
True Grit - 8/10.
Naked Gun - 9/10.
I LOVE IT (quote actually from Naked Gun 2 1/2).
Gomorrah - 7/10
Basically Syriana but about Italian crime instead of oil and terrorism and all that jazz. Very hard to follow.
one day. One day.
i thought it was going to be like a psychological thriller with most of the film being about their mindsets/whether or not someone will actually die etc. but no, it's about angels/god. wtf.
www.rotten.com in a long long while.
That statistic isn't about to change any time soon.
ill never get the picture of the weightlifter who was lifting really heavy weights and blew his arse hole inside out.. he is sitting crouched with his brown eye and insides hanging in tatters between his legs.
i wish i had never seen that photo :'(
Bunny and the Bull - 4/10.
Like a rejected episode of Boosh from series 3. Occasionally nice visuals. Generally RANK
Apocalypto - 7.5/10
Way to go Mel! I like the bit where the jaguar bit the man's face the best.
Force of Evil - 8/10
True Grit - 8/10
Excellent. I like the bits with the man wearing a bear and someone getting shot in the face.
The only ethical thing for you to do would be to rank yourself at the bottom then drown in a puddle.
Take it up with Shakespeare:
"O, my offence is rank it smells to heaven" (Hamlet)
"Nay, but to live. In the rank sweat of an unseamed bed, Stewed in corruption, honeying and making love..." (Also Hamlet)
You fucking belms.
I'm sure he gets thousands. Boring old word-inventing prick.
Can someone (probably a student) with a subcription to the OED online do me a price check on "rank"? I bet it's from Old English. Or else related to "rancorous", which comes from pre-1350 Old French. I bet.
Whether it's from Olde English, a distant tribe of displaced Women's Institute members from Lowestoft or Onslow from Keeping Up Appearances, it's a bloody awful word.
IN FACT I'D GO AS FAR AS SAYING IT'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RANK.
Hyacinth, Daisy, Rose... wasn't there another one?
Mercedes, sauna, room for a pony.
?a1300 (1250) Prov. Hendyng (Digby) xi, in Anglia (1881) 4 193 Wel is him þat sunne hateþ, And þat hit leteþ and forsakeþ, Er hit ronke in rote.
a1500 (1415) J. Mirk Festial (Gough) 181 Sone aftyr hyt [sc. a spider's bite] rankut, and soo swal al hor throtes.
Highly offensive or loathsome, esp. morally; evil, abominable, foul. In later use: esp. (of language, behaviour, etc.) grossly coarse or indecent; obscene
c1400 (1380) Cleanness 760 If þat twenty be trwe, I?relece alle þat regioun of her ronk werkkez.
a1616 Shakespeare Winter's Tale (1623) i. ii. 279 My Wife?deserues a Name As ranke as any Flax-Wench, that puts to Before her troth-plight.
2. highly offensive or disagreeable, esp in smell or taste
[Old English ranc straight, noble; related to Old Norse rakkr upright, Dutch, Swedish rank tall and thin, weak]
Collins English Dictionary
OED or GTFO.
3. Strong and offensive in odor or flavor.
[Middle English ranc, from Old English, strong, overbearing; see reg- in Indo-European roots.]
-The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language
TRY SOME OF THIS GASH BAP PAL
MIGHT HAVE A LUSH BARM INSTEAD
LLLLLLLLLL (incredibly lush)
The Adjustment Bureau
The Wicker Man (Original Version)
The King’s Speech
Love and Other Drugs
Oh yeah, I saw the town recently too.
7/10 - surprisingly L
Better than High Noon though? You're out of your tree son.
Every time Gary Cooper was on screen they played the same 12 bars of shuffling drumming and 'oh my darling blah blah blah blah' lyrics. I wanted the Dust Brothers or Trent Reznor
Amadeus - 7/10
Loved the costumes, heaving bosoms, music and and period details like the ridiculous cakes but MY GOD was Mozart annoying.
Darjeeling Limited - 7.3/10
A lot funnier than I had anticipated. Really enjoyed the first 30 mins but then it goes deathly slow for about an hour then just ends. LIKE A FIRST GREAT WESTERN TRAIN.
And your numerical rating system lacks legitimacy.
*picks up Eltham and slams him knee-first into the concrete*
Submarine - 10/10 FANTASTIC
True Grit - 8.5/10 REALLY REALLY GOOD
Confessions - 7/10 ALRIGHT/GOOD
Youth in Revolt - 7/10 surprisingly okay
The Hangover - 9/10 seen it before but very funny
The Box - 8/10 bizarre but good
Quiz Show - 7/10 a bit boring and slow in places
The Baader-Meinhof Complex - 7/10 annoyed by all the wanker characters in it (I know that was the point but still, they annoyed me) and it was looooooooooong
I quite enjoyed it but thought it became far too ridiculous far too quickly. The hovering blob of water was a particular high/lowlight.
the last 3/4 of Death Race - better than the first time I saw it/10
Due Date - 2/10
Worst film I've seen in a very long time. Man, that ironman guy has been in a LOT of shit films
Was I correct?
Planes, Trains and Automobiles sans good comic actors, a script, a direction and jokes. Not even sure if it was trying to be a comedy at all?
Deadringer > Since We Last Spoke
Deadringer>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Since We Last Spoke
Apparently I like a bit of grim.
I wanna go see The Room at the PCC.
But not as good as it threatened to be
it had peter mannion in
And I fucking loved it. Like properly.
I missed Drive Angry that made me sad.
I want to see the film where The Rock kills everyone
2-100) Other Dises in various order
which means I will be consuming beer and bombay mix while watching a GENRE MOVIE. I'm so sad, I like to push the arm chair *right* up to the telly so it's like being at the pictures. If she catches me I'll look like such a twat.
Anyway REC2 is looking good??? Anyone??? Hmm???
we could go up for a jaunt on the moors....Ive got a small flask of single malt and some pollen
we could meet in the middle.....moorland
but I have "parental responsibilities" apparently.
Besides I get hayfever. You keep the pollen to yourself.
Drown his house in lavender!
Don't blame me if you jump in fright and end up smashing your telly in though.
I give it a JFC out of 10.