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if the farmer had a particular fetish
on the black market innit!
damn Suicide Act of 1961
to a blind man
I don' t know this joke.
with a sidecarp
cooking meth looks like a hoot
cos i dont know much bout crystal meths, nor would i know about getting that to market (cos its unfamiliar to me)
apparently people can tell straight away when im trying to tell a porkie.
but not booze. Please not booze.
You put into the kitty a phantom tenner, but it's really a folded single, and then take back nine for change.
Then you have a real look of concern and charity: so you put a single back. You get an eight dollar profit, plus the admiration of your peers. #Winning... x's 2!!
Creakyknees you don't need to commit a crime. I will pay you to ask a question like that again and get those answers that what did make me laugh on a Monday.
Didn't anyone mention blackmail? I can't believe no one has mentioned blackmail...
And what about that Rebecca girl's Friday Friday thing's producers? They might have recorded that in answer to the very same question.
to steal peoples change. Piece of cardboard up where the money comes out. Then all you have to do is wait a day and go back and take out the cardboard and all the change falls out ;)
I used to see kids doing it when i was younger. I thought it was quite the scam.