Trinette: You can't give a baby a tattoo.
Sterling: Yeah, that's what the guy at the tattoo parlor said. I had to slip him an extra hundred.
Cyril: For starters, I don't think you want to say this guy's as coal black and thick-muscled as a fieldhand.... Rascist overtones aside, it kinda limits your casting options. I mean, only two, three guys could play that.
Carol/Cheryl: What's cancer?