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How do you part your hair?
it does what it likes when it likes
It's a straight ahead conventional lefty. Like me
0-13: none (bowl cut with a perfectly geometric fringe)
13-20: Centre-parting (like Mark Owen from Take That)
20-30: No parting, just messed up.
30+: Right side parting (initially just for something different, and I quite like it now)
The other night I had a shower and then ended up wearing headphones for a couple of hours while my hair dried. I ended up with a parting that went from ear to ear.
we appear to have the same evolutionary pattern to our hair cuts, though i've gone early on the right side, against-the-grain parting.
It looks pretty sci-fi.
*up for it
but it changes wildly with each day. i might go for a messed up style when i get it cut next week, or i'll just return to my left parting 50s slick.
"How does a policewoman part her hair?" but I can't do it here cos it needs visuals
I only 'got' that
"Why does the chicken cross the road joke"
properly sometime this week, probably due to that secretly stupid thread.
METAPHYSICAL PUNNING!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
No, really, it's still a shit joke though.
i think i might just be getting it too.. does it mean to cross over? die? otherside in that sense?
I cant believe i didnt think of that before. :/
I had never thought of it either until it popped up.
30+ years of having heard that joke and never once thought about it on any level than just "so, it just crosses the road then? That's a really shit joke".
it can only be done visually, Im frantically scanning Youtube for something that helps
I've never got that joke. Explain it to me please.
How do you get that ascii art stuff to stay in place properly?
I am now crying at my desk. Will I ever not find this funny?
only at the front tho really.
You are correct. Thanks
They are quite clearly left, centre or not at all.
I see through your cunning ruse.
Mr Cunning of Cunningtown.
at the moment because when i was on holiday I forgot to put sunscreen on my hair, and it has bleached to almost white, and now some mousy roots are popping through. The zigzag makes the regrowth look less obvious. It's a total paiin. I may dye my hair black tonight.
I'd be the worst goth ever. Worse than lucien's.
to the right i.e. the best one
bloody kettles. coming over here....
Someone last night told me I could be a hair model. I'm glad my hair is finally getting the recognition it deserves.
as your hair takes away the focus. I am sure that is not the case though
but will also take the focus away from your hideous face
Fuck partings, just let it grow and see what happens
I knew there was a reason I didn't post very often
Well it's usually not really a parting as such but I do sort of brush (not with an actual brush) my fringe over to the right. I sometimes make it a proper parting but it all rebels once it dries, like East Germans escaping over the Berlin wall.