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I've not done either but I fear both.
can we delete this thread please?
Lucien told me to do it.
walked in early on a Sunday morning to find yet another douche friend of a flatmate passed out face down on the tile floor with his head about 20cm from the toilet. I couldn't rouse him so decided since he was completely unconscious I'd just wee anyway and never speak of it again. Mid-stream one of his friends with his hood up walked in and sat down by his friend. Was a very strange scene
You've got issues, son.
My issue is with the quality of flatmate I'm forced to live with. Fortunately for me and unfortunately for bathroom house of horror stories I'm finally moving out in a few months. I'll have to make my own fun then
1) In Rome, went into a toilet in a pizza place to be greeted by two italian girls, one standing by the side making a roll-up and the other on the toilet. I did not see it. (When in Rome)
2) In John Lewis, walked into a disable toilet to be greeted by an old women sitting on the toilet. I did not see it. (In the John)
3) In a vietnamese restaurant in London, walked into a cubicle to be greeted by a young man with learning difficulties cleaning poo of his arm. I did not see it. (Pho-eey)
Wonderful images there.
there's just no depth too low for you to plumb, is there?
going to lunch until then
The general public's disgust excites me. Sexually.
Although never on the receiving end, so to speak.
It's press CLOSE then LOCK. I know it's not particularly intuitive, but c'mon.
These morons totally deserve to be walked in on while dropping the Browns off at the Superbowl.
- the ones with the slowly-closing automatic door
first crap-ital connect?
He was in the toilet on the train and someone had left their phone in there so was flicking through the text messages whilst peeing. he didn't lock the door properly so when the girl came back to get her phone, the door slowly opened to reveal him standing there with his cock out, looking at her phone.
I don't believe this story much. I think he was drunk.
i live with three other people, if i hear them coming i just shout..arrrg im in here. Im sure they're sick of hearing me do my business.
I have the smallest lock in history on my bathroom door
I went to use one of the portaloos that looked 'vacant', the lock thing was definitely green. As I opened the door, I heard a shriek and a girl lurched forward off the lav to try to grab the door I was in the process of opening. She overbalanced and fell forwards towards me (bear in mind I wasn't expecting any of this). I put a hand out to stop her fall that must have touched her somewhere not too far from the 'indecent assault' zone. She regained her balance and slammed the door shut after shouting something. I think I shouted something back about not locking the door properly.
I then walked off after remembering I didn't need the toilet after all.
It's believed the suspect was trying to shit.
olegrich one lunged at me through what I had thought was simply a pile of coats. Seeing as I owned one of the coats, I sincerely hope no shit was involved.
He was also dressed as a hot dog. That was the best bit.
What did he do with the hotdog costume?
I had no idea this was going on at the time
with the simple placement of the foot. This amuses me on long journeys
To discover someone in a West Ham shirt, legs in the air, totally passed out had shit absolutely everywhere
we've already got one theo for goodness sake