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Happy Birthday meths!
meths hatched out of a smee egg right?
Just PM me
an urgent email from my boss, forwarded to me three times, the gf trying to chat with me on facebook (now offline) and you talking some nonesense about smee eggs. you'll be glad to hear this is the first I actioned.
what are you talking about?
something about skinks
happy birthday meths!
Anything planned for your celebrations?
Happy birthday meths!
Oh Happy Birthday Meths
What's the etiquette here? Must you say Happy Birthday wherever it is mentioned?
and to Shucks for yesterday.
Let them eat cake.
presents so far:
two carrot cakes
a personalised mug with "TEA FOR SMEE" written on it
Happy birthday you.
It's your birthday! Party like it's your birthday!
choose the one you want and I'll have it delivered
I want chocolate.
there's a post about a lo-fi croquembouche to be read elsewhere
to lengthy effect
in another thread
How did I miss this one?
I hope someone bought you a new watch
mine already has a light and a stopwatch.
Last thing this man needs is a watch.
are actually going to compete in the league this year or not.
I told thewarn about Peterborough's plight the other day. Damn near finished the bloke, he was in pieces
I tried to console him but all he kept saying, banging his fist against the wall to punctuate each name, was won't somebody ruddy think of Niels...Kristian...Iversen...
Well don for being BORN. I mean, it's not as if you had any part in the actual conception or giving birth, but let's all stand around and congratulate you anyway!
Fucking hell. You people.
What age are you on this woeful, woeful day?
(and a copy of my birth certificate)
everyone can stop posting now.