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what do you do all day?
Eat a peanut butter sandwich
Play some Football Manager
Eat some super noodles
Go to bar - get drunk - try to pull girls
Go home alone and watch some X-Files
repeat ad infinitum
post on DiS
have a wank
play some basketball
walk into town
Except substitute basketball for a proper sport.
watch the west wing - 8 hours
make and drink tea whilst staring at table - 1 hour
aimlessly search the internet - 2 hours
weep - 24 hours
And, despite government assurance that there won't be a lost generation, youth joblessness is at record levels?
And the number of over-65s in work increased in the latest quarter to reach the highest since records began in 1992?
And that the number of people out of work and claiming benefit in Scotland in February fell, so the Scottish unemployment rate now stands at 8.1%, just above the UK average unemployment rate of 8.0%, but well below the London figure of 9.4% or the North East (10.2), Yorkshire/Humber (9.3), the West Midlands (9.9), Wales (8.7)?
And yet there were almost half a million job vacancies in the three months to February?
Creaky's taking care of buisness.
Don't let that hold you back from adding to the ^This's though, just in case I hadn't got the point.
Kinda reminds me of the way you were accusing the Graun of banging on about the NotW phone-tapping thing when apparently no-one else cared.
but there was a rumour knocking round that Guido was threatening to "out" Jeremy Hunt too. not that it matters, like
you sicken me, why don't you and Theo just form a club?
thank goodness i slept on the couch
Press ups/Sit ups
Worry about money
I'd just like to say that I do actually have a job. I've just not started it yet.
and i'm going bramble picking with scooby doo, toi twoi toi toi toit
I'll be at RAF Halton as of april 27th.
doesn't mean I'll be shelf stacking or working the till.
if you're a conscientious facer-upper, and use a self service check out. we're all Tesco's children now.
I get someone to put the shopping through the self service machine for me whilst I assume an air of complete confusion, distress and dismay at every beep and inaccurate error message.
BUT I PRESSED THREE, FOR THREE MANGOES, WHY MUST I SCAN THEM INDIVIDUALLY WHEN IT OBVIOUSLY ASKS HOW MANY MANGOES CAN A MAN HAVE!
Mine won't let me watch TV for a minute without wanting to show me a drawing or demanding food. She's also no great fan of literature, as lots of my torn books will testify.
and my daughter likes to help me with some of them.
Then you've made amazing progress so far today.
Could tell I might as well have just walked out when I told him I can't drive and don't have a forklift licence
wank into a sock
eat fried chicken
eat a sock
delete porn & run ccleaner (if living with partner)
you should be out looking for work.
Also, I hope you are declaring all that extra untaxed cash you get for fixing computers in this 'spare time' you have.
I also bet you download music and don't even pay for it.
going to the post office was like a big day out.
but draughting jobs aren't exactly in abundance at the mo.
than any of the people with jobs on here
50% look after their kids
25% sponge off parents
25% stare at the wall and go nuts from not having much to do.
I would appreciate if you could paypal me some money.
Sleep- 11.5 hours
Housework- 8 hours
Internet/TV- 4 hours
Looking at the local paper/job seekers website and wanting to cry- 0.5 hours