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Not checking what setting the toaster is at before sticking in your bread. Mmm blackened bread.
failing to leave enough time to eat breakfast
failing to leave enough time to iron a shirt
It's a rare day when at least one of these three things doesn't happen.
as I can never be arsed to iron them.
to figure out that my wearing a jumper is a sign of my being lazy, not cold.
B) Nature Valley granola bars are your answer here
C) Put on a jumper
Your days will now be much sweeter.
c) that's what i do (Y)
being woken up by someone else's alarm
my alarm going off on my phone then when i try to turn it off i knocked my phone down the side of the bed out of reach
electricty ran out as i was doing my hair
forgot my sandwich
got into work to realise ive not much to do today meaning the day is going to drag
then walking into a sign and cutting your head.
stepping on a plug
dropping the butter knife on your clean trousers
covering your work shirt in flecks of toothpaste