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A. Because he's a pervert!
A: Ness-tar Rant-zen!
what do you call a man with no arms, no legs and no will to live?
Q: Where do dodos live?
A: A menace!
or just unfunny jokes?
Whats going on?
Q: Why do babies cry?
A: Because wasps might be about!
Q: What do you call a French golfer?
A: Golf Paris (Rolf Harris)!
Q: Who is the tallest man in the world?
A: The Man In The Moon!
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
He was disabled, Theo. DISABLED. And now he's dead.
I hate you, Theo.
Q: What do you call a Wookiee who smokes a pipe?
A: Tobacco (Chewbacca)!
What the fuck are you talking about?
I only ever read Megazine
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree
Because it was dead
That little fella is growing on me