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picture of a man sitting on said cushion with a batman style PARP! next to it to illustrate what would happen. It also said something about emitting a bronx cheer. I've never heard that phrase anywhere else.
I'm sweet, sweet candy.
Suggesting there was more than one and that you were some sort of imaginary Lothario. No-one likes a show-off.
I hate spelling. It took me four attemps to write 'tub' the other day :(
everytime before a BJ
Plus she's imaginary. Which makes the poo thing slightly worrying.
*this is a publicly viewable forum and she knows my username.
is quite admirable
Although on balance I'm rather he posted on here than not. (mine, not yours!)
it's only a bad thing because when I'm waiting for him to respond to an email or a facebook comment or something and I can see he's busy posting on here SO I KNOW HE'S ON THE INTERNET AND IS BASCIALLY CHOOSING TO IGNORE ME.
The massive belm :D
this leads to the inevitable disappointment every single time i do something.
with a rude ass mother fucker. I'd even cover the entire cost. Disgraceful behaviour... Ruins the bedroom.
they use the same components as Sony and Black Mamba inc.
does not put lids back onto jars or tomato sauce bottles properly....but nor does she leave them off, instead she 'rests' them atop that which they are meant to be the lid of, sometimes she might do a quarter turn on a screw lid....thus one is decieved into thinking the lid is on, when it actually isnt, with hilarious consequences
co-incidentally also the best thing about her.
which is the worst thing about me too.
Even thought you're not really alone.
She underlines passages in MY Bible!
The correct response was "lucky you don't keep guns in the house"
you disappoint me.