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Do you ever ask someone to wash down there before you go down there?
Don't you think you should?
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You filthy boy.
It's 6:06pm where I am.
basically, if you have to ask someone to wash before oral sex you're having oral sex with the wrong person
But you're expected to wash your hands after you've been to the toilet right?
if you're performing oral sex you can only reasonably expect to be ingesting the other persons bodily fluids so what's the difference?
if they have a hygeine issue then don't go down on them - they ain't for you
if you want them to scrape away their sex nectar before you sup then you're drinking from the wrong flower - they ain't for you
and probably never will, I've just wondered...
Here, it's way too early to think about this kind of thing.
then you should just leave.
Coz most (not all) people have some aroma down there...
"she smelt like....cheese"
Why the fuck would someone faff around with a gentleman's wash before a blowie if they've had a shower a few hours earlier?
Normal men wouldn't have to do that.
If they like Dettol so much, why don't they just go and live there?
I'm not sure I want to know either.
it creates worry in their minds cos it is a confirmation that we are indeed animals, when we have all been broken so that we can delude ourselves that we are not (most of the time)
Intimacy is one of the few times when we SHOULD be being more animal, but I am sure that many like to have society mores accompany them everywhere
I think its more that if you're having sex with someone, you want them to smell nice (all over, not just downstairs) as an unpleasant smell will put you off or make you feel a bit ill. I'm not sure it has anything to do with being more animal.
that people are becoming more adverse to naturalness and are conditioned to accept an artificially adapted human body more that a non altered one.
If you dont like something then you dont do it.......we should have all responded to the OP by just saying......"everyone is different, you have to establish stuff with your partner, not the consensus of an internet forum where people are wary of peer values
The least I can do is a quick rinse.
I didn't say 'shortly after a shower'.
I said 'had a shower a few hours earlier'. Any normally hygenic person isn't gonna be harbouring anything that renders oral out of the question.
As for relying on the hive mind of DiS to back you up... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
If you've been to a sweaty gig/nightclub/pub, done more than ten minutes of cycling or public transport, then chances are you're heading towards the 'pungent' side of the scale. That's absolutely fine sometimes, if your partner is feeling robust, but sometimes it's better not to assume that it's going to be ok.
However, I'm sure even Josephine had the occasional check to esnure it wasn't starting to go furry down there. I do think there's a world of difference between fresh/recent emmissions and those that have been hanging around a little too long. I think it's something to do with oxidisation? <scientists to thread>
or something like that?
he used to send an messenger in advance of his return - which may be several weeks away, asking her to not wash her vagoo.
hence the phrase, "The sweet smell of success."
file under: a london thing
Never aqain, if I, and my recently washed crotch can help it.
So what we're both saying is: London's a sweaty ballsack-inducing pit of grubbiness. ;-)
I'll know it's because she muttered, "I hope that's mine" to you minutes before.
you have to try and make lemonade. This is what Theo has done, so don't blame *him*
Or am I having a total LOGICFAIL here?
Anyway, I'm off to have my teeth poished. BYE. I am WALKING there. Slowly, so as not to build up a froth, ok?
There IS, however, a "things better kept to oneself" fail.
I feel sick.
And I'd say if you don't think your crotch gets a bit warm after a couple of hours wandering about anywhere you're either naked from the waste down or fooling yourself.
You best buck up your ideas, Theo
I mean, what the fuck is that?
But the word "pussy" makes my skin crawl
when he unzips, it tries to sell you car insurance.
Is it normal for men to name their....member?
I just call mine Chris Junior, if anything.
Pleasure to make your acquaintance
in case you get slipped a digit.
one of Kunt and the Gang's finest :)
Being Jewish where it matters, I am unfamiliar with cheese of the smeg variety but I'm sure women get something similar if they don't pull back the hood and have a wash. Sort it out ladies.
welh flag in the background
Don't be sticking it deep
the more pungent the better, love the lingering smell of pussy juice and sweaty thighs
One diplomatic way to get round the issue of asking someone to go and wash their bits is to suggest an erotic shower. Thus ensuring that no embarassment is met by either party, the smell is dealt with and you get shower sex into the bargain.
and to be honest I think you can probably judge for yourself whether you're over the line. I like to smell nicely of me, not overpoweringly of me, and the same goes for someone I'm indulging with.
Use Lemon soap down there. Everyone likes lemons.
would make sure there's not still tiny bits of bog roll knocking around sometimes. cmon girls, sort it out.
never have any sexual contact with anyone again.
I am an 'uncut' man and i wash my penis every night, but I can not get rid of a smell. It hasn't allways been that way, just in the past 3 months.Even though I havn't changed my cleaning "routine" this smell has just started.And I was wondering if anyone had any ideas or ways of getting rid of the smell, any help would be appreciated.
I have the same problem (I've posted a similar message to yours on another thread). What does your 'smell' remind you of? Mine smells fishy / sometimes a bit cheesy. I've tried everything to get rid of this...My GP said this is natural as it's the smell of stale semen. I wash thoroughly and regularly..I too am uncut. I know I've been no help - but at least you know you're not on yer own mate!
Dear Eddie and Paul, Yep I sympathise. Also sometimes have this problem, and I can never discover why. But recently I've found the totally satisfactory answer, at least for me, though it may well cause you a little pain doing it.I had tried the powder solution, but it fells awful when you next unroll your foreskin, and gets messy and pasty. Moreover, I believe the foreskin is useful, and it needs to be moist to fulfil its woman-pleasing purpose when you go in and start loving her with your helmet on her clitoris and g-spot.So here it is for others to test: the final solution. You may well be aware that there has recently been a finding against anti-perspirants containing aluminium. Apparently they act undesirably on your hormones, and can cause cancer both in women and in men. I've never been able to use them underarm or underleg, because they always caused my glands to get enlarged, painful and very itchy. I now know why.However there is a new generation of non-aluminium deodorants/antiperspirants which work perfectly for me. The one called SANEX high-tolerance keeps me sweat-free underarm and underleg and reasonably non-ponky for the whole day - even into the next. So .... I tried it on my helmet, to see if the same thing applied. A bit uncomfortable at first, and then bingo! No more smell. The only trouble is that I had to renew it several times a way because it washed off from foreskin and under.Next visit to Boots, I found they didn't stock Sanex, but had a new one called BIOSEN - this time a spray (not gas-driven but ecologically correct) rather than a roll-on like Sanex. So uncover the helmet (obviously being a bit aroused helps ease of application needless to say, and let loose the spray - and OOUCH. I stopped jumping about after a minute or two and a dab with a towel, and the remaining glow is not at all unpleasant.. And this time FINAL RELIEF! No return of smell all day long once I had let the helmet dry for a few minutes without rolling the foreskin back, and obviously you need to cover both the stretched skin of your helmet and the inside and near outside of your foreskin too.Is it harmful? Well, I don't notice any remaining soreness or redness after the first bad shock. Mind you, my willy has been well-used what with begetting children and loving women and what men do when they are wanting relief or sleep. Perhaps a younger man with a more tender helmet would find the process more painful, and perhaps not so quickly repaired. I can only say that the relief from BO, and from excessive sweatiness all over (including round your balls) is well worth the quietly strangled scream which you are forced to utter even to begin on this. No pain, no gain blokes. Hope this is your solution too.
Feel sorry for those dudes.
some words there have made me giggle.
that video is like porn to me.
Antibacterial hand wash is like lube to me.
IT'S WHAT YOU'RE ALL THINKING. HOW DARE YOU JUDGE ME.
I ain't gobbing(them off)
i ain't feeding
No nose bag
there'll be no me-lick?
I don't be offering head
you're awful. just awful.
then i'll not
i'll not gnaw
give her a hard ram
Don't leave ya dick a'lonely
i'll not be sticking my tongue in
Tongue fanny no parking
i'll be going
I will say no.
(stern, but fair)
can i bone you?
What if I ask man if we can have a shower together and he thinks I'm accusing him of having a smelly cock?
he thinks you've got smelly lady bits :(
My mate's dad is a doctor, and when we were round at his house once, he came in from work grinning to himself and told us about a patient he'd seen that day.
A young lady had come into his office and told him she had a problem in her downstairs area. He asked what was wrong, and she said it was embarrassing. He said it might just be best to take a look. So she took down her trousers, and to his surprise, he found what he described to us as a "sparkly fanny". Apparently, as part of evening routine before hitting the clubs of Barry the night before, she had sought to take care of her vaginal freshness with a quick blast of deoderant. However, instead of picking up her faithful can of Sure anti-persperant, she accidentally picked up a can of make-up artist body glitter spray, and proceeded to douse her muff in sparkly gold. And that shit does NOT come out.
The vajazzle I believe it's called.
A friend of a friend round these parts is colloquially known as 'Milk Dog'. This is due to his fondness for going down on women, having a particularly messy time, then falling asleep directly afterwards without even attempting to clear any of the lady juices from his face. Upon waking, he saunters to the bathroom, admires the crusted residue around his jowls in the mirror, and says to himself proudly in a low, gruff voice "MILK DOG!".
actually feel sick after reading that.
Please never stop being funny
is all part of the foreplay.
is actually advised against. Note the 3rd bullet point at the bottom: http://www.smartersex.org/abstinence/oral_sex.asp
But not before Business Time.
I get it.
two birds, one stone.
I'm shocked. I expect this kind of behaviour from Raan and maz. But you?
Srsly, that's just asking for a ban.
So post uni some mates and I went on a week long binge in Cardiff staying at a mate's house. Last night one of my friends went home with a young lady.
The following morning he recounted to us how swooping in to provide some oral stimulation and how foul she smelt downstairs he ended up coming straight back up again in one motion like a press up.
Much mirth was had, and we set off back to London.
At a service station, I invested in a new flavour of pringle, tomato and mozzarella flavoured.
I offered them round. The gent in question, upon sniffing them instantly started retching and heaving in the car park.
Sorry, he coughed out through bloodshot and teary eyes, bad memories of last night
aaaaand down we gooooowhoaaaaaaaaand up we go
She probably would've had at least five cocks before breakfast.
really good stuff.
does not ever deserve to be involved in O*** s** either way.