Boards
I spent the afternoon at a brewery with a bunch of squaddies.
Like something out of Nuts magazine.
I declined all the tasters because I was driving, but at the end, the owner offered me a crate of bottles. He went off, came back 30 seconds later, and said: 'Sorry, don't seem to have any to hand. I'll owe you a pint though.'
What a bitch of a day.