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Look at 1.11 - that type of low angle shot of it holding it double-handed was crying out for a little Sword of Omens rather than an umbrella.
they belong in the wild... they been through hell? they have there teeth rip apart with they die from infection
What possible context is there to find yourself cradling a slow Loris in an off-licence? And if that isn't enough, you have to make it more out there by making it hold a miniature umbrella. It reeks of the kind of guy that's burnt out on porn and needs to find ever more extreme ways to get his thrills.
Dude, you're holding a slow Loris.
Not enough! BRING ME A TINY UMBRELLA SO I CAN GET THE FULL BUZZ
even a slow Loris knows the difference between an umbrella and a little martini glass
cum cocktail lounge called Slow Gin, where they will be serving gin to patrons every evening between 7 and 11.
That's no better, is it?
They are shy creatures, yet subjected to allot of cruelty, especially in the tourism industry in Thailand.
I love him so much. I love how he like to hold things. I want a little loris to sit on the edge of my laptop screen, holding an umbrella and swinging his little legs while he smiles at me. I'll tickle him every day.