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anyone got ANYTHING to talk about?
Or staring at yourself in the mirror for 30 minutes while trying to force small talk, as I like to call it
Usually say something like 'grade 4 back and sides, but not quite that short... Grade 5, do you do grade5 On the sides? Does that exist? WHATEVER U THINK WILL MAKE ME HOT, Gino'
Turns out 'Gino' is a bit racist....also the guy runs a barbers and has no basic knowledge of football, cricket or film. Maybe he knows lots about cars or something and men travel from far and wide for his array of knowledge on motorsports.....Think I will be returning to the lady hairdressers across the road where I can talk about 'take me out'
and last night I realised that those three boring articles I had to write about concrete are actually SEVENTEEN boring articles. I've done two :(
The office dog is off tomorrow which totally sucks because we were meant to be sharing a birthday cake. Stupid dog.
Are you going to come to Manchester soon?
17 articles though. Wow!
OOOoooooooooh yes. Birthday girl <3 are you doing anything nice?
Ah. SOON. Well I still need to drag the others up but i'm certain PO would be up for a little manchester visit so its just convincing/organizing the others!
(ACTUALLY, I TIPPED SCOUT OFF DAYS AGO :D).
if anybody is up for turning this into a London exodus to Manchester MEAt, then this event is a good one to go for. I am only gutted I can't be there this saturday as Mitchell museum are playing and I <3 them.
that date seems to be ringing bells in my head...hmm.....ah i dunno. I'd be up for going though.
We have a friend playing a gig in london on 25th, so we might not head to Manc till Sat 26th- but if we don't need to go to gig then we'll be heading up on the friday :D
I have never been to proper manchester and I feel I need to go.
Chintzy too please!
But it's my Niece's Birthday, so I will dressed up as Cinderella.
2 hours on the train, we prob won't go out til late....boozy train journey together????
You use booze to hook me, don't think I can't see what you're doing here.
I'll get us those mojitos in a can!!
could deffo make it
I think just chilling out, then my friend is having a party on Saturday so I think she'll have a bit of a balloon or something with my name scribbled on in lipstick :)
half about concrete, half about bathrooms. They're blog articles (heh, sounds like testicles) for the client's of a PR firm. Who reads blogs about concrete?!
I want something more focussed than just go out for a drink. I didn't speak to her yesterday, so reckon I should float an idea this evening or tomorrow.
but I have no clue what you can do. ZOO? I want to go to the zoo....but she seems a bit more, less childish? than me so mebbe not.
Likes books, Mad Men, and the international derivatives market. I think museums/galleries would go down well, but I want to pick somewhere a little bit different. We were talking about the V&A (I said it was a bit lame, she likes it), but I want to ask her to their late night opening at the end of the month.
Something with booze would be good too, the first date was teetotal.
If all goes well, will you bring her on 31st? Or even to karaoke night? :D
I KNEW I FORGOT SOMEONE.
other people apparently find this 'annoying'. And have said so. the cunts.
If it is ok weather, walk across Hampstead Heath, and then go to Highgate Cemetary. Sounds a bit creepy I know, but it is really prety and there will be loads to talk about, you can go look at Karl Marx's ridiculous grave. Near there there are loads of pubs, and you're only a short tube ride away from loads of good places to eat, if the date has gone well (the walk will have made you both hungry). I'd recommend a place called Lemonia, really busy and lively but not too lud.
Also fuck anyone who says "just go with the flow" - that works in romantic comdeies and in the imaginations of sleazy guys, in reality a girl will e flattered you took the time to think of something she would like to do.
I like the sound of this, will definitely keep it mind for future use.
and take me and chintzy on it.
I think I'm out.
A woman shows huge amounts of enthusiasm about spending time with me, then has a sudden realisation which causes a massive change of heart.
I think we should all go on a platonic 'date'. So yes, basically just a day time MEAT at borough market/hampstead heath. That sounds shady as fuck, actually.
I want to do this. Or some kind of drinking/eating tour around London.
get a little tipsy on the warm spiced scrumnpy and the prosecco. Grimace at the dead fowl. Get your photo taken pulling a silly face next to pig's head at teh Ginger Pig. Eat scallops from their shells. Top up with more cider. Sample some of the cheeses and oils. Top up with more prosecco. Night falls. Repair to nearby pub! Head to brick lane for curry. Fall into all stars or other watering hole for bowling/ drinking/ bodypopping. Attempt to do The Worm. Miss last train. Reacquaint yourself with the staff at the Ibis :''D
She's not a bloody vegetarian or anything?
It led to sending youtube videos of Man Vs Food :)
And we had lots of cake on Sunday. She deffo likes food.
It's very truicky to negotiate borough market with a vegan in tow.Ther's the wheatgrass stand, and that's probably about it.
And I don't need to remind you about the sexual metaphor I appalled everybody on ehre with a few months ago. Something to do with clams/clits.
Looks like I just reminded you anway.
I said something pretty ICK, like- "I mean, if he can't bring himself to chow down on a clam or an oyster, how on earth can you expect him to find ghuis way round your clit."
the use of a seafood-based foodstuff proved to be a schoolgirl error. Cue much outrage. I stand by my point wholeheartedly. If you're prissy* about food, you're going to be prissy between the sheets.
*conscientious objector-type vegetarians excepted, naturally.(ish)
haha. Thats great.
I do agree though, I couldn't date someone who was fussy and/or didn't eat much!
To what I'm planning on doing in London this weekend with my girlfriend, except with table tennis/pool inserted somewhere and dinner in a Swedish restaurant.
The verse sounds like a rip of Sunny Afternoon and that Gorillaz windmill song. The chorus is shouting about when the kids come out. WHO IS THIS????askOPAKSD
I'm wearing a Cowboy Hat, cowboy boots, and my new pair of Wrangle jeans. nice.
please tweet pics.
and threads on here have been a bit boring; which I attempted to make worse by asking about music shops in Hackney.
TWO HOURS TWENTY MINUTES LEFT
Goats cheese, saint agur, pays d'anglois
I've actually decided I HATE a girl in the office. She's a decent person and everything but her VOICE IS GOING THROUGH MY HEAD ALL DAY. She has the worst Cavan accent around and at about half 9 I realised she says "or that" every second sentence.
"Blah blah blah or that. Blah blah blah, or that, blah blah..." Now I've noticed it it's doing my nut in. She also says "so it is" at the end of sentences like a comedy Leprechaun.
in the words of Richard Keys, do me a favour love.
that I got sacked because I spent 30 minutes a day doing work and the rest of the time pissing about online. I woke up thinking it was real.
Has time literally slowed down? Do you think this could be connected with Chintzy's? deja vus?
In other news, Radio 2 is a massive pile of shit. If I have to listen to Adele, The Pierces or Eliza Dolittle one more time I'm going to put my face into a fire.
its odd how mostly everyone is feeling that slow feeling today...
Whatever it is, I fear these are end times.
and ends with the intro to F? A? ?
I mean that Godspeed album with the apocalyptic voiceover
At some sort of brave soul award ceremony. U can't escape, just go with it
around london bridge when people do pub crawls for stags etc
by almost being sick. qeird.
i'll wake up very suddenly thinking i'm about to piss myself. HOWEVER, after thinking about it for 1 minute, i will always discover that i never need to loo.
without that should, some people might start to doubt that you are 100% truthful 100% of the time when posting here.
about it on here when of course you should be working. Thinking about it I'm on here posting about it too and I'm on more than that. I need to have a word with myself, I'm a hypocrite.
you're so boring.
its not interesting. Its boring. You're actually sending me to sleep just thinking about it. YAWN.
its really rather sexy.
We alsways mean to talk about such stuff whenever we meet, why do we not? Oh yeah, you or I or both get cunted.
I think I ate too many mini chocolate bars and am now having a massive sugar crash. Horrrible. Trying to write an essay at the same time but my brain is too warm. Eating ice and jumping about the room doesn't seem to be helping. Horrible.
I crashed at noon :'(
I am remedying this with bean soup and brown rice. It's helping!
Now to go all out on the savouries.
Currently contemplating slinking off to the pub. But then I won't go to the gym. BAD.
booze will pump you up for the gym. promise.
Yeah, that was a WINNER.
I actually *am* going to dentist thurs lunchtime. Arh.
When will everyone just start skiving with me? It's all I ask of my friends. Disregard your jobs and come to the pub. That's all.
i.e. YOU <3
Sorting out job applications alphabetically just now, and one of the girls actually asked me "If their name's O'Brien do they go in the O pile?"
and am in the process of uploading more.
Anyone even mildly interested?
No way to listen in this poxy office though, will have to check out later. I miss my old office - all it was was non-stop Kanye West and drinking whiskey :(
And second of all, Drake - here it is :)
the braid cover at the bottom might be worth the most attention, and there's no coherency, style wise. Shit loads of different things that i've done over the past while with no connection.
BUT, maybe I'm just being fick, but I can only see 5 tracks on there?
OR the song about forums :(
they're reforming, and I'm actually mildly excited
(hijack - but i seen soundcloud and thought i might as well haah)
I toyed with something about a zoo, but your Dad's continuing respect won out.
draw another DiSer in paint and we all have to guess who it is.
"Fears that the week could actually be going backwards were also expressed." <3 The Onion
AAAHHHH ITS ONLY 20 to 4!!!!
I miss meths
Has he been put on gardening leave?
gonna be some GREAT threads when he gets back.
you've said this before.
Wind it in meo ffs.
but couldn't think of anything. Need: research.
start a thread asking people what they think of it.
Being point blank rude to people is quite fun though once you get over the shame barrier.
Sat in a meeting earlier where we had the changes that have ired me so much explained to us in more depth. I sat there reading the economist on my phone the whole time. Wound one of the managers up a treat.
Oh and someone e-mailed for help with the word templates. I replied only with a link to the application form for a word training course
but do you not think instead of being all petulant and passive aggressive about it (thereby giving the bastards ammo to say ''hah! We made the right decision') that instead you ought to be having a frank and measured discussion with the decison makers to find out why this has happened, what you can do to change it, and to give you some idea as to how teh heck you're going to work post-shake up?
Sorry. I know it's prob not what you want to hear, but I speak as one who has holey feet from shooting myself in them in similar style before.
to discuss my concerns.
TBH though, part of my job involves me having to take a mountain of shit, and remain calm, professional and helpful. And now they want me to take more of this shit.
Allow me a couple of days of catharsis and see how everybody else likes it when I rail back it them and don't pretend to like them.
The worrying thing is people are actually doing things I ask today. Maybe I should ditch my Mr Nice persona permanently
I'd just hate to see you get fucked over even more because some bugger decides to capitalise on your outrage and upset. Hopefully the meeting with the director will help :)
I think you need to stomp more.
I am gonna wear heels to my meeting tomorrow just so I can properly stomp. I'm gonna hold my blackberry at all times too to look like a proper knob.
either way i saw an arrest and some man dragged out of a car window. not sure why though. the girl with him was fit though. happy womens day everyone
Or *blushes* WERE YOU POSING?
also it seems all it takes for me to pose nude is for someone to buy me a 20 pack of B+H Silvers.
I saw some of the digital photos, it's all quite tasteful and you can't see the goods really, I'm just in the bath.
Loads of topless ones though.
but then I saw there's this whole process that you have to go through in order to be a proper nude model for art classes.
though she's going to submit some to magazines and stuff.
I'm not sure if I would be comfortable in front of more that one or two people naked for something like that though.
thanks to the open showers at yoga. I think after a while you just get on with life - I would have no problem with it.
It's just I dunno...Weirds me out.
as in you are the centre of attention, naked with the feeling that everyone is judging you, but at the end of the day you will look back on that day when you're 90 and realise you looked amazing and at least you had a bunch of artists musing you for a bit.
I'll probably have them back by the end of next week latest.
You do look like a model, actually.
OH PIP, YOU SHOULD BE A MODEL. lOOK AT YOUR CHEEKBONES.
I was once you know. Like with a proper agency and everything. But I wasn't very good and made no money, too skinny (the trend in 2003/2004 was quite butch guys).
I was asked back to Select a couple of years ago when I was doing the model band stuff. TURNED DEM BITCHES DOWN.
He's got a lovely face.
They’re not very interesting, unless you like gothic cathedrals, Catholic iconography and decorative ceramic tiles, but there’s quite a lot of them and it’d pass the time, should you so desire:
That's the sound of this afternoon.
That's da sound of da police.
And now I'm having what is essentially my first proper middle class dilemma and I'm FREAKING OUT
The dilemma may have solved itself, because I'm a povvo at heart.
(I know you don't have a cleaner. Tell us your dilemma).
but it clashes with a home Chelsea game, and I have a season ticket. I really don't like missing home games. Pathetic, I know.
BUT because of the way expenses work here, it looks like I may need a credit card to book with and then be reimbursed. Too poor for a credit card though ... Probs won't be a shit middle-class dilemma after all.
And I HATE it. Why on earth should they assume that everybody who works here has access to (and uses) credit.
Havign said that- work-paid trip to sinapore is great! Trade your season book for that weekend (or make a friend without a seaon ticket v happy) and find friend or family member to pay for trip (upon assurances they'll be paid back before the bill comes through.
after watching this last night:
And remembering how at 15 I had no idea what Marky Mark was actually doing to Reese on the roller coaster ride and after watching it again am shocked at how graphic his hand gestures really were.
ONE? OF THE BEST FINGERBANGS EVER
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I bet you he's never even seen a girl's bits before.
she has been filing her nails for about 15 minutes. the sound is driving me nuts. i might chuck something at her in a minute.
Mostly because I can imagine you doing it.
Now reply to my email or i'll elbow you in the head.
I am this vindictive.
And weird apparently - the new guy in the office just told me I am weird because I have an obsession with Serial Killers.
....that's why I've been drinking myself to sleep for the past 7 nights. Though last night I went to one of the BIG clubs (which I've avoided for 2 years)......actually a pretty decent night. I was adopted by the ruggers crowd
Someone get me a lighter and a rag.
for those of you what follow me on twitter, you already know this. but it's going to be a firehouse sub. http://www.firehousesubs.com/ they know how to do breakfast and lunch in america, but dinner is a mixture of BBQ, Mexican and greasy burgers.
i had a new york steamer the last time.
I'll tell you in a few hours.
Had a piece of music accepted for the Arcomis International Flute Event (or whatever it's called). Loads of composers entered and my piece is on a shortlist of six that get performed. Some professional flautist and pianist are going to play a piece I wrote to an audience! An audience of people! I'm gonna be a composer!
I'M SO FUCKING EXCITED!