Holy Gods of Fuck!
My hatred for this tossfest is well documented, but this episode makes me fear for the very future of Western civilisation.
'Matt' splits up with that fat whiny lower middle class ginger one and tries to bone a pensioner. Meanwhile salad dodging everychav 'DK' is given a jumper so hideous that it might actually be 'indie' by genero-dyke 'Robyn'.
By the way, we know she's a dyke because she wears hats indoors, stripy tights, glasses, speaks with a Northern accent and knits. And this on the BBC? Anyway, they go to a lesbian bar (in Abingdon, apparently!) and HILARITY ENSUES.