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& where they are in relation to you.
beautiful, stunning, married.
In front of me, facing me.
Downstairs playing PS3.
to my right, lying on the floor, blood pooling around her head.
...oh, you said 'name'.
just got this
Do I get a prize?
hanging out the back of me
Next time he's here you should get Chris_Is_Cool to teach you the finer points of army.
dead opposite like an immovable slug
Why do women have legs and all that.
Mike (northerner I can't understand) 12 o clock
I can't believe I'm posting this crap, christ alive I'm bored.
to the left of me...
on the other side of the wall that is behind me.
the man is a total hottie.
Upstairs, in her room.
in his room next to mine playing civ4.
faffing about in front of me looking for a socket for her laptop.
10 o clock
in front of me.
People are mean to him, he's really kind and I feel protective of him.
and he's really kind and they push him really far, belittling him in front of everyone. I dunno, he's just one of those guys I get pangs of sympathy for and I can't think about him too much or I get sad.
if I suggested that you suck him off?
Opposite me, suggesting ludicrous ideas.
In breakfast room right beneath my bedroom.
I'm imagining it as a big doodle of some sort.
Jokers to the right.
nice try though
Next to me.
She looks like Oliver Skeete though.
My old english teacher looked like Olly skeete. I mentioned the comparison to anyone who'd listen, but they wouldnt get it :(
In retrospect I was probably being a bit racist.
To my left, French, adds no value.
I cannot answer that.
next door looking for a guitar pick.
50-something divorced manic-depressive with four grown-up kids, a shitzu (not in the office) and an over-protective nature when it comes to office stationery...I think I love her.
he is down the hall and up some stairs, sleeping in his room. I think he has been sleeping (or at least lazing) all day.
Opposite me, looking up Charlie Sheen films.
probably hacking one out with his claw idk. 6 o'clock 5m
9 o'clock, on t'sofa
15 or 16 (currently airing in America)?
I would be SO MAD if someone did that to me
crying very loudly through the wall.
I know it is Polish because his parents are Polish, not because he/she has a typically Polish cry or anything like that.
My frend recons that Polish people have a funny shaped head and it's because Polish babies are kept in a pram more than British babies.
He really thinks this.
Norman is lying next to me licking his penis.
I haven't seena single person today.
Norman makes up for most humans.
I think they're in the loft.
In MY HALF OF THE HOUSE
in the office next to me, colleagues.
In my heart
After that, it's Kate who sits just to my right.
the office baloon! he is so agressive on the phone and sings out random songs just to annoy people. He has one of those faces too.
downstairs burning bacon.
Opposite me. Works in the operations team, pleasant chap
Downstairs fixing the tyre on his bike.
And Althea behind.
My office is pretty cramped. All of these people are at least 25 years older than me. They're sound though.
Indie Amy's ex. Currently living with us secretly, thinks I don't know. In the bedroom next to mine, playing guitar.
Surely playing a guitar isn't the best way to go about it...
I don't know what her name is.
Denise in front
Fabio at 3
work colleague, behind me.
I don't know. They've only gone and moved me from my lovely window seat on the 3rd floor to middle of the open plan office on the second floor :(
shes in the shower down the hall.
potentially reading this as i type
She's called Gloria ans is class, she speaks in a rich Carribean accent and because my shifts keep me after everyone has gone home apart from her while she cleans we normally have a 5 minute chat at the end of the day. Our 5 minute chat at the end of the day is the highlight of my new job.
Two paces in front and one to the left.
in the hall
but bob is sat in dave's chair. when bob is doing his work i press alt and right arrow and he has no idea how to fix it, hahaha
Probably the most stupid person I have met.
+Almost always leaves her keys in the car with the windows open.
+Thought that you needed foreign stamps to send a letter abroad.
+Last week thought that Lance Armstrong was the first person on the Moon.
On Monday 19th March this year:
Sally-Ann: ‘Is it St.Patrick’s Day today?’
Me: ‘No, it was Saturday’
Sally-Ann ‘Oh, my diary says it is’
She had bought a cheap diary that had St Patrick's day on both 17th March and the 19th.