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You have been warned.
she's probably been sick of those kind of questions for about 10 years
Ask her if she wishes she were dead; if she'd kill herself, if only she could move her arthritic hands. Ask if she screams out in the night for someone to end her suffering, but no one ever comes, so she just lies there in her own piss. And then ask her what her favourite colour is.
If someone had lived that long, I'd want to know: Is life still worth living? Is your body an adequate vessel for your mind? Do you even recognise yourself when you look in the mirror? Paxman would ask.
If ageing shell is adequate vessel for active mind.
Would be hard to ask though.
You're "black pudding period" man - embrace your rottenness
.. can i go down on you?"
Frankly, even the word 'request' is superfluous. Theo get this guy out of here
Because her name's 'Green'. That was my inspiration.
as she is no longer relevant.
I couldn't help but notice it says on your Wikipedia page that you served as a waitress. On UK soil. Now...with the greatest respect Flo - if I may be so bold as to call you that - is that really...how do I put this...ENOUGH to be considered a WW1 veteran? I mean, come on Flo. I've put a plaster on my leg before - that doesn't make me a nur[conversation ended as great grandchildren batter speaker to a pulp]
2 months service, as a waitress, at Narborough. She's no Harry Patch
Just questioned the credentials of a 110 year old woman WW1 veteran, over the internet. I am BEAT! What's for dinner?
And his cook.
Which animals would you breastfeed?
budgerigars, tortoises, dogs, kittens?
DID YOU BREASTFEED!?
YOU SAUCY OLD HERO(?!) YOU!
How's it holding up?
can i have it after you? Mine broke in the shop.
Then after she's answered you say, "is that it? GET A LOAD OF THIS SHIT DARLIN'!"
Then read out every question in this thread to a backing tune of Bachman Turner Overdrive's "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" on repeat and see how long it takes her to crack.
to choose a colour for each day of the week and to give her reasoning.
In the "What shall i ask Mogwai?" thread?
that she played "Belgian Biscuit" with an entire bomber squadron for half a gallon of red petrol and 20 cork-tipped DuMaurier.
Then launch into "Memories are made of this"
Not sure if I'm disappointed or proud, DiS
i dare you