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A nightmare in the morning. Precious seconds spent, fumbling with your laces.
Realising you have a small patch on the chin, one side smooth, one side sandpaper. Theres' nothing you can do. Bring a disposable to the office?
This was mentioned the other day.
Toothpaste + Mouthwash = Dry Ting
You just feel like a mug
Should stop being such a greedy man.
Everyone knows that's your lunch.
Everyone now knows that you're a greedy man
With poor organisational skills.
i.e. Can't organise breakfast.