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i'm at a loss at anything more than 'err hope you feel better'
Well, maybe gossip.
Supple her with a steady stream of ice cream, tea, and when appropriate, cuddles.
Your freakish, bulbous, toes
Waste not want not...
Delete what i wrote.
Never post anything ever again
i dont think i will.
i think i better leave.
before i fall even deeper,
think i better leave right now,
it's getting steeper and steeper,
somebody better tell me how,
think i better leave right now
(might not be actual lyrics)
imagine some lame emoticon after what i wrote
i win gross out
I thoroughly approve.
It might taste lovely.
For a hint at my menu.
The menu is based a on fertility, the birth cycle, and the beauty of woman.
Caviar will be available
take her chocolate and flowers and give her a cuddle.
Why do you like flowers so much? They're really boring.
they're so pretty and cheer you up and they make you instantly happy every time you look at them for a week or so after. And they're a nice little reminder of the person who got them for you! They're not boring!
and it's bloody nice of someone to give them. But once you've got them then what? Wouldn't you prefer something a bit less fleeting?
and they just look lovely for however long. I wouldn't prefer something different but what kind of gifts do you just randomly buy people? I'd much rather have the hello kitty hat than some flowers but i'll still take flowers. I love flowers. I want some flowers now. THANKS ANT.
basically, the boy equivalent of flowers.
What flowers do you like meo?
but can't really have them about with the cats (it can kill them!!!!)
All flowers are nice though. This has reminded me that I found out this morning that I killed my orchid plant :(
Shows what I know I guess. I was going to get my mum some flowers when I went home a couple of weeks ago but they only had lillies in the shop so I didn't. GREAT STORY.
Or have the Six Feet Under opening credits been lying to me all these years?
but only elderly/conservative people care about this these days.
but ta for flower advice etc.
take them out and your cats won't die.
Don't get me wrong, I've given flowers in the past, I'm not anti-giving flowers. I do always feel my money could be used on giving something better though.
get one for yourself as well whilst your at the bar
supermarket ones - a week or so.
proper florist ones - more than a week or so.
supermarket ones usually have a guarantee on them anyway so can actually end up lasting longer.
anyway it's not about how long they last, you're missing the point.
It's a great go-to thing to have available to get into good books etc, I've just never been clear as to why
don't let 13monsters see this post
13monsters, yoo-hoo. it's me, i'm here.
yeah pretty dumb, isnt it.
Buying them presents can be though
this is why you're single and I'm...oh.
give me presents.
but best present ever.
like I'm assuming they're in the early stages so he wants to impress her and make her feel all happy....but obviously you don't do these things every month.
However, I have a friend whose boyfriend buys her flowers and gifts whenever she's unwell be it period pains or a cold or just feeling a little sicky. I'm a bit jealous of her.
trust me, keep quiet.
every time she mentions it.
sounds cliché, right? whatever, don't give a fuck. just do it, fucksake.
and then dropped the d? Could be imagining it...
(accent advice: Good Moaning = French)
Are YOU missing out nutritious peas as part of your day to day diet?
New PEAGAIN. Tasty, safe and pea-y.
did we find out when friday is?
The teacher said 'Who was that?'
I said 'It was me, Sir'.
Everyone laughed at me for the rest of the week.
Never own up to farting in Geography class.
or was that meant to go there?
they've suggested it might be better for all involved if you stay at home tomorrow.
I got this
I have NO idea what's going on.
Hey Stan! Dingo just called you a pussy!
thats what it is isn't it?
Ignore what I said.
this thread feels entirely appropriate
Explain in painstaking detail the hormonal cycle, the thickening of the uterine wall, its glandular/ mucosal development, the development of a follicle into mature ovum and subsequent release,corpus luteum formation, ovum journey down the fallopian tubes and then let her know how in the absence of fertilisation the blood vessels burst ...
Ah forget this, just play Chris Jericho's theme tune BREAK THE WALLS DOWN really loudly
Mine is normally agonising on the first day for about 2 hours then I'm fine. Also FEMINAX. Kinda reminds me of the EU system of recalling unsafe toys that have been distributed. RAPEX.
FEMINAX sounds like a weapon/virus rather than something to give comfort
CAN I PUT MY PALM DOWN THERE AND GET IT RED?!''
Alternatively offer to rub her back and get her a hot water bottle.
both sob through the pain.
keeling over hands on knees and then projective vomiting green.
and in my head it was like a gif image so this looped over and over
and smash it.
the lib dems dropped 4 places to 6th in the barnsley by election