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The Latest In Chris Is Cool TEchnology!!!

diabetic_lucifer [Edit] [Delete] 16 replies 05:09, 3 March '11

Dear Folks:

WE at CICORP have been working BEHIDN THE SCENES to bring you the latest in Cutting Edge Soluctions to your problems...

Today I HCan PROUDlY PREESENT the hard work out of our Software Deivision. Using our Very own C.H.R.I.S. Artificial INtelligents, ruinning using DirectX 11 (Windows ONly Folks.. Soryy!), I bring to you..

CHRIS IS PONG?

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/18787702/chris_is_pong.exe

W and S, and UP and DOWN arrows to MOve the dumbbells. Our C.H.R.i.S. will Try to reach The Edge ofthe sCreen. You CANNOT Let this happen! Every Time you do... C.H.R.I.St gets ONe Score!!! How Long can you last?? Careful now... C.H.R.I.S. will use Army Intelligence to Try and Trick You!! HE's one SLIPPERY DEVIL!!!

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    diabetic_lucifer | 3 Mar '11, 16:42 | X
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    diabetic_lucifer | 3 Mar '11, 16:43 | X
  • Oh my.

    Against my better judgement I downloaded an .exe file and gave it a whirl.

    :-)

    (but if i get an underscore_charlie because of you, there'll be double trouble)

    TheWza | 3 Mar '11, 17:00 | X
    • yeah maybe i should put it in a .zip archive or something

      it's completely safe, but windows only.

      diabetic_lucifer @TheWza | 3 Mar '11, 17:21 | X
      • ATTENTION:

        Now a Feature On the Official Chris is Cool blog!!!! Im wellin' u[p here!!!

        diabetic_lucifer @diabetic_lucifer | 3 Mar '11, 17:22 | X
        • Dur

          was all over this one from the moment you released it

          http://chrisiscooldis.blogspot.com/

          Yesiamaduck @diabetic_lucifer | 3 Mar '11, 20:13 | X
          • Also, now with reviews :O

            Yesiamaduck @Yesiamaduck | 3 Mar '11, 20:17 | X
          • :D

            _bisto @Yesiamaduck | 3 Mar '11, 20:23 | X
  • Proud of you man

    :')

    still_here | 3 Mar '11, 17:21 | X
  • are you sure you want to download chris_is_pong.exe?

    no but yes

    Jordan_229_2 | 3 Mar '11, 20:35 | X
  • oooh them physics are fucked.

    prof-kitsch | 3 Mar '11, 21:03 | X
  • First reviews are in, looks good

    "The AI system is fantastic, it really feels like I'm in the room with Chris" - Dave, 24, Southend On Sea

    "The soundtrack captures the mood perfectly" - Ryan, 28, Newcastle

    "If the is a better Chris_Is_Cool simulator, then I haven't found it" - Mary, 20, Cork

    Yesiamaduck | 3 Mar '11, 21:04 | X
    • Ive Beee n offered a Job at EA Games

      they want me ot do the AI and Physics engine for Ffifa 2013!!!

      diabetic_lucifer @Yesiamaduck | 3 Mar '11, 21:09 | X
      • Can I buy the rights off you to do a Chris_Is_Cool game

        I see a market

        Yesiamaduck @diabetic_lucifer | 3 Mar '11, 21:12 | X
        • hasnt chris gone away until like the summer?

          he will probably never know this game exists.

          i think thats literally the best thing.

          diabetic_lucifer @Yesiamaduck | 3 Mar '11, 21:17 | X
  • This the greatest thing ever posted

    :'D

    Jook | 3 Mar '11, 21:51 | X
    -dan- and hello_dave this'd this
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