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370 calories in a microwave curry, fuck off. Might as well eat a tin of disgusting macaroni cheese.
If you want a quick curry you use a takeaway. If you want a quick supermarket meal you get filled tortellini and a fresh pasta sauce.
Everything's low fat 'cos of the massive commercial market in convincing insecure women they need to lose two stone within four weeks or else they're life won't be worth living.
I'm sick of it. I'm obsessed with looking at the calorific value of everything though. It's got to the point where I'd rather not bother eating something if it's low in calories. I had a pizza the other day and thought it said 300 calories per half pizza. Disappointing, I thought, that's only 600 for the whole thing. Then I looked closer and realised it was per quarter pizza. 1200 calories. Most exciting thing ever.
We got a massive fat chubster in our midst guyz
as they are too fat.
So they're not the same as fat people at all, despite their similarity in shape from certain angles on some occasions.
Weebles > Fatties
that was probably really low fat. however, this is acceptable because yesterday i had a burger and chips and the day before that i had pizza and the day before that i had about 5 cheese toasties and potato waffles. mmmmmm fat
could do the country good, we are overpopulated as it is, let the fatties die an early death due to obesity i say, they made their choice
That doesn't count as a curry, you fairy.
the world's hottest curry according to the Guininess book of records. Ah, Newcastle.
Anyway, sometimes I like a milder curry, and I'm comfortable with that.
to avoid telling us you've had the Hottest Curry in the World™? ;-)
Either that or do some fucking exercise and eat whatever the hell you want you fat fuck.
LOW FAT MAYONNAISE. IT'S GOT CABBAGE SLIME IN IT. ITS'S MASSIVELY GROSS.
definitely the worst low fat alternative. boak.
Mayonaise was grim.
and squeeze it till all the fat dripped out on to the floor?
It had all sort of split into a runny white liquid and a thick, see-through gel. I had to chuck the whole thing away.
He never gave a shit. How the fuck he didn't die of food poisoning with all that egg in there going steadily dodgy I will never know.
...like a high performance car. Means that you are indestructible!!!
Until the day you spontaneously expire in the street :(
Although in all honesty I prefer low fat hellman's mayo to full fat. And cabbage is good for you.
if you can't tell the difference between low fat and full fat versions of the same product you might as well eat the low fat stuff, save dying an early death and all that.
but instead, i just use the left over calories to EAT MOAR :D
and they thicken it with corn starch?
which is some sort of slimey stuff that grows on cabbages. Doesn't affect the taste at all though.
Just checked the ingredients on the jar of my 'light' mayonnaise and there it is, listed with guar gum under 'stabalisers' (whatever that is). Corn starch is there as well so we're both right.
It was like 800 calories. The specifically low fat ones were about 350.
I still can't quite figure out what you're moaning about/why you care so much.
Fat people ruining all the fun due to lack of impulse control.
Nanny state ruining all the fun for people who aren't fat.
Over-reaction to minor quibble previous unnoticed results in net rage.
no it fucking doesn't
also i thought it said it cost $47, 30,000
It's the salt in that that'll kill you. 30,000 unsalty calories is nothing. 50g of salt is straight-to-the-morgue time. Plus, your whole sandwich would just taste of salt.
blame the fear of fat people or better yet societies fear of exercise.