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Appropriate after watching a zombie film you were in?
whilst you're on screen
The bit you're in.
Playing said clip in a hall of mirrors,
at full volume.
Whilst you lay naked.
Shaking yourself into.
The Hand Shandy Abyss.
and you can take that to the (wank) bank
I'd like some kind of elaboration on that.
been poured, imagine your first tentative sup at the foam,
out of interest.
No one can fit both their fists in their mouth.
1. It's more interactive. You can snog, touch her boobs, even a bit of fingerbang action
2. You can deposit in interesting places (ask first obvs)
3. A niche point, but the sound of deep throating in is the most repulsive thing I've ever heard in my life
1 and 2 can still be done.
I can't remember the phrase you used, but I'm definitely the latter rather than the former.
I can deal with the 'friends' catagory. Just about.
On a day to day basis though "hand delivered mail" so to speak is a lot more fun I find
Didn't bamos say this too?
Is this a 'thing'? I'd like to know.
A. Tulips on your organ.
AM I RigHT 1//?!
I prefer a cheeky blozzer.
Oh!! This reminds me, hang on.
Its not anything special is it?
i was thinking it was something special too
but the rest, yeah.
Its funny because stereotypes are applicable to everyone. Oh and its also funny because you're a joke.
But yeah, let raanraals perv on me. Raanraals being someone I've met and someone who is free to use my real name in some weirdo sex scenario but choses not to because he's not a creep.
Fucking a zombie is a bit more than a hand shandy... More rapey.
is not a pretty one.
I have never heard the term used before until this thread.
Where does that come from? My form tutor at school used to say it a lot, but I always repressed the memory of it slightly because it was so fucking grim, and when I came to join the dots up at a later date, ended up thinking that he'd said 'ham shank', because that is 1) a thing, and 2) rhymes with 'wank'. Does anyone say 'ham shank' to mean wank? I think we should start saying it.
I'd rather have a BJ.
I'm not even sure 'ham shank' is a thing.
I have just laughed so much.
Of course, I'm never going to be able to eat one now.
I think it was during exams and stuff. He'd say something like "Don't burn yourself out - if you feel that everything's getting a bit too much, put the books down, have a hand shandy and come back to it later."
I always knew you'd end up doing something like that.
So to speak.
"A friend of mine" received a hand shandy from the bi-polar girl i used to house share with. He said it was ok until she looked up at him and shandied vigorously whilst loudly humming the William Tell Overture. End.
She can shoot the apple off my head anytime.
I'm surprised nobody else picked up on that and asked for more details.
but in the original thread it seems to have passed uncommented upon.