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This is the kind of headline I can get behind
The owl will be sidelined for about 4 matches
THAT IS ALL.
That's just vicious.
what a guy.
No one is worried.
no one is reading.
We can ALL kick around an owl. I've got plenty for everyone - I brought 5 in my bag
Which containes the defence: "I did it (kicked) to see if it would fly".
It also says 3 metres (yards). These are not the same things.
before the Pakistan Kite Festival Kills 10 brigade sharpen their claws again, I do not endorse kicking owls. Even ones that have entered the field of play and are thus technically streakers/terrorists
"Fans of the Atletico Junior team shouted ''murderer, murderer,'' after the incident."
David H-owl-s (David Howells)
Raptor Andre Flo
Big Eye-dur Gudjonsson
Am I doing this right?
the owl looks up at him cheerily like "heeeey, buddy" then turns away. Next thing it knows, it's three metres away from where it was. :'(
it's also pretty cruel to keep it in a really loud stadium where it can be hit by a ball and injured.
Actually in tears here
I have no idea why, but the bit at 0.12 where he finishes a session of crotch thrusting and then goes and gives the guy in the suit a proud tap on the chest just about made me piss myself
but i'd sure like to see the video.
here are some other videos i got emailed earlier for u tho
Sammy brought a pram onto the pitch and threw toy babies out of it in tribute to the player. Boyd stepped down from consideration for the national side, saying he would not play under then manager George Burley who had left him on the bench for a number of games.
Opposition fans have also complained that the bear loves to taunt them when Dunfermline score. However, on the Dunfermline website, Sammy dismisses his antics as merely those of a "boisterous prankster".
Just like the Panamanian Owl
Here's my favourite of his http://youtu.be/aZSrd4y1c-E
Nothing like machine gunning the opposition fans in a cardboard tank to get a crowd going. We even won the game!
That's one of the saddest things I've ever seen.
Because otherwise it would have been perfectly acceptable? WTF?
Damn you, DiS, damn you.
Owl ber kicky
I'm getting Stuart Attwell to take a look at it after the thread finishes.
I'm trying to pretend this never happened. Like elbowing someone off the ball about 50 yards away.
nice one shakira
and this could be my longest elbow
the day today lives on.
Sounds like a hoot
feel a bit like crying, what an utter cunt. who the fuck kicks an owl? :( :( :(
YEAH YOU BETTER RUN OWL
Worst thing is the way it's just lying helpless on it's back.
shame on you
I DON'T EVEN LIKE THEM
while i agree with everything said so far, it's probably (and yes I am guessing a bit) not a big deal to kick an owl in colombia.
kowlm jowlng owlm
she seemed pretty angry about it, compared to the time some dude threatened to stab her on a bus.
or angry about smee's racist tarring of Colombia as a nation that's cool with owl kicking?
Possibly in any thread ever.
It's a game I just invented which is a mixture of Speedball 2, cockfighting, and kicking an owl.
or does the owl look a bit like he's gone for a dive and then is holding his head up looking at the ref?
the owl just suddenly appears in the middle of the pitch. like magic.
Was probably whispering something about Moreno's mother in Panamanian
and god fearing Moreno assumed he must be possessed by the devil.
and as such the FA have decided to take no further action.
He IS a murderer. He needs to stop playing football, simple as. Everyone thinks that he should throw in the tOWL
this has tawny me apart.
We're losing all our good football animals - first Paul the octopus and now "punty" the owl. Anyone know how that bird that nestled onto the goalposts during the world cup is getting on?
Similar to a cross between Kevin Nolans celebration and John Hartson and Eyal Berkovic on the training ground.
What an absolute cunt.
They HAD TO STOP!!
He's looking up for help and all that man did was kick him.
:'( this has made me cry.
as if it thinks "ah, a human, humans normally help me"
how can owls trust us again?
This is taking me OVER THE EDGE.
Open this up
Then open this in a new tab, with the first tab playing in the background. Stare silently/pay tribute for 30 seconds
Let's just look at this instead.
I love it's bemused expression.
I've always wanted to be a mascot or just dress up in the outfit for a day.
Crying at mey desk. Brilliant.
it'd actually be quite difficult to just get it over the dead ball line, either you'd awkwardly tap it a few inches or it would go flying into a supporter's face
Like kicking a paper cup - no distance.
Needs the precious weight and true flight only an owl offers
Good to see all that bird-watching has let you pick up on the technical lingo
It looking like I could end up posting in this thing for another week despite the fact it clearly only has one possible angle
radio 4 told me so
I'll leave now.
this thread clearly has days in it.
Raoul/owl, get it?
Non-hysterical headline: "Owl Assassin Fined and Suspended in Colombia"
which is proving more robust at clinging on to life than it's protagonist)
owlways beak-lieve in your sowl
owlways beak-lieve in your sowl
you're indestructiber-owl, owlways beak-lievin
bear in mind i was already being annoying and winding her up:
her: "do you want me to book both or not?"
me: "do you want me to *beak both or not?"
her: "what the fuck?"
I feel like I should dedicate it to someone....if only there was something recently deceased that it would make an appropriate tribute to....nnnggh nope, can't think of anything....
"Some reports say the owl died, but others say it is recovering."
THERE IS STILL HOPE!
and throw him into a fence.
The fucking cunt.
but badmanreturns isn't *that* bad
and ganging up on the human.
woah - I have natural animal hating ways? Fuck you very much.