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I'd probably pull the curtain on anything more intelligent than a bird having a look
I'm ok with it. It gets a bit weird if she jumps on the bed though...
Once I had sex in a park and this dog came up and started sniffing around. That was funny. Luckily we managed to stop and look all innocent before his owner came along...
Exactly why you don't do it in front of smarter animals
but this cat is quite clever, apart from the fact it's terrified of my shoe laces. she doesnt like the sound they make when the hard end bits clink on the floor.
I definitely couldn't have sex in front of a male cat
No mammals at all EXCEPT a whale, which would be more like doing it in front of a house or building than an animal.
I can't see a situation where a voyeur whale is going to be a factor anytime soon anyway
i'm imagining that includes doplins and whales (that way round to stop any terrovision references).
apes and monkeys: nope
velociraptors and emus: tick
I dont think I'd be happy at it with a tarachula or a komodo dragon at large in the bedroom.
I'd have sex in front of it if it was in a cage. Although that would probably make it really angry and even more dangerous.
*how did meths possibly spell this correctly?
You'd be safe if there was just the one. SO WHACK IT OUT.
Something like 'clever girl'. And then take the time to point to the cage and explain to her what it meant since she probably hasn't seen Jurassic Park lately
they hunted in teams and could open kitchen doors, facts. they'd be leering all over it, cage or no.
Didn't you people ever read Dinosaur! magazine? The lack of dinosaur knowledge here is shameful. If they ever come back, you're all fucked.
Up top boy! Don't leave me hanging!
Yeah i got that, but Jurassic Park has made a more indelible mark on my psyche and was more based on actual fact anyway.
reading a magazine that gave you a bone every week was massively inappropriate.
or not, depending on your outlook.
as a warning sign on my bedroom door:
Donkeys are just obscene.
That's why you see them in the fields with those little straw hats on sometimes - they pull them down to obscure their eyes in shadow and then they just watch what people are doing
I thought they only wore sombreros.
...is that..what is that DONKEY doing over there? We're in the middle of Hampstead Heath at 2am....it's got a cart and everything
Don't worry baby, it's just a mule. And look, it's got a hat over its eyes anyway....it's not watching
Donkey 1 - meowington and her dogging boyfriend 0
i was enjoying it.
I'll have sex infront of any animal that can cut ear holes out of a sombrero.
Have done it in front of fish. Probably some insect, general wildlife, birds... I'm not proud.
Reminds me of a conversation I had about Alsatians the other day.
Oniony animal cunts.
B, Alsatians, which are German
C, Something I am missing because I just want to go and get drunk?
alsace area are called alsations.
Now I get it cheers!!!!!!
I guess thats a sign that your relationship has hit a new low when your partner says to you "HEY! We haven't had sex infront of a parakeet yet!"
always needs fresh sexual ideas to keep naughty momentum.
I really, really do.
I don't even know what an Alsatian is.
Its a dog. gosh. i've never seen that word written down before. It completely threw me.
google the female joey tribiani
a one hour special featuring meowington
i've not got anything else to offer so cut to adverts please.
Tears. At. My. Desk.
Or is this part of the pre-amble?
Is that what you're saying?
So, well, yeah?
If they were quiet I don't think I'd mind most animals having a gander (so to speak).
They can be pretty aggressive
They're quite pecky.
I think it does. Wouldn't have sex in front of a male cat, and definitely not a male dog. Male dogs are fucking annoying and male cats are just pricks. I'd probably have sex in front of a cow too, but not a bull.
I don't think his lipstick is gonna pop out
I'd feel a sense of cross species encouragement, a girl animal would be judging me, thinking "well she's not enjoying that".
Maybe nothing sentient though, so no elephants, dolphins or primates.
whereas I'd imagine a female to be all "tut, they're at it again!"
and it occured to me that's even worse- that way you're exploiting the poor beast. Yes, it's definitely more ethically sound to hop on the good thing and do the bad thing with an audience sentient enough to understand what's going on. Anything else is just fucking disgusting.
I think I would
you're a sick man
cos one of the director's is starting to stare at me.
(Don't laugh at it's lack of power in the slap though)
if so, i'd defo put them in my list of "animals i'd want to (and actively seek out) have sex in front of".
away from his young.
not a low "i'm expecting a biscuit out this" five
I'll ask if you can have sex in front of him.
whilst my cat kept his beady eye on it
...its just you and it
Add a sense of urgency and danger.
Don't think the dog ever did but I could be wrong, she used to be very flirty with my then-boyfriend so idk
in front of a one-eyed snake. Deffo.
Does that belong here?
Unnerving being watched by a dog while you're trying to have some private time.
in a field
somewhere in Kent
many years ago
I was at it in the long grass with a very attractive young lady when two large stallions trotted over to where we were lying and peered at us over a small wooden fence that separated their field and ours
they were properly staring and both got massive boners
one of them rubbed his a little on the fence
then they both burst into whinneying laughter and galloped off across their field
it was most bizarre
I'm writing to tell you that I think the lyrics to the new Pulp single are a disgrace.
I just read it back in a slow sheffield drawl
I guess you want more rain, plastic anoraks, concrete/urban decay and smoking
without anyone making a smutty innuendo about the OP's reference to "pull the curtain".
They might flick their tongue across the room and brush your sack - you wouldn't know what was going on in the heat of the moment
or just "Animals I would have sex in front of"?
He saw the thread circa 11.40am and has only just finished his list.
Probably has more animals on it than Noah's one did
I mean... you would right?
Noah was a FREAK. And I mean that in that black sexy sense not the 'man makes homemade boat and then forces every species in the world to sail in it with him after hearing a voice' sense
now get yourselves in here and watch me do it"
just becasue old fancy pants zxcvbnm makes an apprearance you're all smoochy.
peopel bamos would have sex in front of/with: zxcvbnm
I *am* hideously deformed though.
What's going on here?
depending on the circumstances
It would be instructional 'look Ling Ling, look. THis is how it's done. Now why don't you go over to Mrs Ling Ling and have a pop at it? No wonder you're endangered.'
It takes a truly diseased mind to twist a demure, almost Victorian, thread about what animals you'd have sex in front of into something about sex WITH animals, you sick fuck
I meant OBVIOUSLY that the panda could watch Me and MrsScagden at it (possibly taking notes) and then transfer what he had learnt from this unique viewing experience to boffing Mrs Panda.
i hope theres no alsatians there.
hold on, i'm actually meeting a french guy. its ok tho, he's from paris.