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It contains puns on many levels.
Cod fish stocks world-wide as well as locally have been over fished in recent years. The UK has already switched from Cod to Pollock (both the texture and taste are almost identical).
$4.50 for a small bottle of HP sauce
$9.95 for a jar of Branston pickle
$26(!) for a box of tea bags
That wounds me deeply.
I'll buy you a kebab from Jason's Doner Van.
knowing that some smartypants would say 'puntastic? That's a funny name for a fish and chip shop', and you STILL manage to come and do it.
and they have a fishing shop there called...
... wait for it...
Rugby Tackle. Brilliant. I like to think the owners moved to Rugby just so they could open it.
Has provided many a chip supper on my way home from playing rugby
its not funny and i don't get it.
I get it.
I'm going to open another branch, but this will have the constant, seemingly distant, sound of an 808 bump and oscillating arpeggios, and strobe lights.
that for a while was labelled the 'Disco Chippy' as they had Dj's in, club lighting and all that. Was apparently featured in some 'club lifestyle' mag as well.
Is actually a decent chippy, but was quite possibly the worst chippy in Edinburgh before the owners' sons took over running it.
see also: "edinburger" :D
We'll batter anything
Owned by Paul Salmon and Carp Garfunkel.
When I got home sick. You can buy overpriced bass shandy there & there's a British shop next door called tea and sympathy. It sells Ribena
IT ISN'T EVEN IN THE BATTERY
I'd like to open one called 'Never Mind the Pollocks'
mis spent youth