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I call it 'the heel'.
A colleague claims it's the 'nobbler'.
My Aussie wife says it's 'the crust'.
never heard any of the others.
the crust, is the crust.
it can be on any piece of bread
except on the sandwiches of
curl-less crust-less wimps
The end... well, something altogether, entirely
what pretty_vacant says
It's the crust
Ghostpony started it, I think
Just for reference, Theo, it's still a crust.
I read that as - Theo is still a crust.
No wonder I don't remember.
I didnt realise that there was a differeing opinion on this
We used to fight over the end at home. There were rules as well. You could only have one end at a time - no cutting from both sides, had to wait until the loaf was finished to eat the other end. The end could only be taken at the end of a meal to mop up all the gravy, bits and pieces etc. also, fighting is allowed but NO punching your mum in the face, anywhere on the arms however is allowed.
I think there were some other unofficial ones but I don't want to sound weird.........
END OF BREAD
I might go out for a while.
Crust isn't specific to the end of the bread.
just to keep everyone on their toes a bit.
The End of the Bread
playing Haven't We Heard This All Before? at the Barfly. Entrance only five slices. UNBUTTERED.
Untoasted, it is an abomination.
gives it a sense of occasion.
The crust is the bit all around the outside on every slice, and the heel sounds like you are eating fucking feet.
In a purely metaphysical way. Representative of all societies excesses that will eventually be culminated in a grand finale that the smearing of jam and apples all over the end of the bread and by extension, humanity.
I'M A AWAY FOR A WALK
WTF? Is this a northern thing?
but for both ends of the bread. I pointed out that surely only one end could legitimately be referred to as the topper because one end had to be the bottom and how could he decide which one was which? This led to an interesting philosophical discussion of notions of 'topness' and 'bottomness' and concluded with him throwing a toaster at me.
IT'S THE HEEL YOU BOFFLER
my time machine worked!
the crust is on the outer bit of every slice of bread. the ends are The Ends and they are made entirely of crust.
Like the insurance company
'I have a wife' thread.
im unsure about what to call the end of my bread
These are the ends, my friend. We've only ends... my friend.
call them 'toppers'. It killed me the first time I heard them say it.
It's 'the crust' in my world.
Me neither, but some freaks have claimed they're 'bums'.
The crust = 'frame' of a slice of bread.
The crusts = The end slices of bread.
A crust = An end slice of bread.
even chrome spellchecker isn't correcting me on that word. endbread. oh no, now it is :(
THE CRUST IS THE HARD STUFF THAT COVERS THE ENTIRE LOAF YOU MASSIVE FUCKING WEIRDOS.