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They lie about you actually having a job to their friends.
But we should let the thread continue as if you are anyway.
Then just as I was about to hang up they said 'tell my beautiful baby boy to put in his retainer when he goes to bed...I mean, I don't know who John Moousee is. Bye'
Strange lady. I wish I'd never had sex with her now.
If he was gay, he wouldn't go for the weedy keyboard fuckers on here anyway.
I was just using her to get to the old man.
that's why he was reluctant to put out.
For anybody who knows Mama Oeuf, or mini-Oeuf, this is HILARIOUS
"look, you know you're gay, I know you're gay, your dad knew when you were about 9. Its fine, YOU'RE GAY"
He isn't gay.
oh this is it, have you got something to tell me?
So she doesn't bother lying about it. Or maybe she does - maybe all her friend's think I'm an estate agent or something.
OH YEAH, SCOUT IS DOING WELL, SHE'S A PARKING ATTENDANT. SHE KICKS TODDLERS IN HER SPARE TIME
She never asks me anything so I can only assume she thinks she knows what I do. It's quite intriguing actually. I wonder what I am in her made up world.
and only one of me. AND to top it all off, when the cat sat on the only picture of me and broke the frame, they didn't even bother to replace it.
ALSO, there's a picture of the family that my mum thinks that I messed up by daring to have a beard, so she tucks my end of the photo behind another one. Thats some cold shit.
Thats harsh. Mine was in the hallway but now, nothing.
When I get my own place I'm going to have a large picture of me in front of the toilet with a disapproving look on my face.
There are no photos of me and very few of my siblings anywhere in my parent's house. In fairness I don't think there are any photos of me in existence between the ages of about 4 and 17 (I hate(d) having my photo taken)
They're putting up ones of their new granddaughter everywhere though, don't know what this says about us really :D
even though you've left that profession behind a couple years back.
You then dropped out of said uni course.
You realised there was no God and stopped going to church.
I decided it was a conversation I couldn't be bothered with, so I actually wrote my parents a note containing a few paragraphs detailing why religion wasn't for me. I think they were actually quite impressed.
a lot. which is a good thing.
So glad I'm not a middle class.
(cos I'm not starting a new thread, and this one wil probs do)
Is it normal for parents to give all your baby photos (and books with first locks of hair etc.) to you?
When they were handed over it was like they were trying to purge me from their house or something. Except that they've still got a couple or three boxes of music magazines and they have a couple of photos of me on the wall. Actually, they probably put the photos up just before I visit and take em down after, and had a big magazine bonfire too. Oh well.
Question, not Quick. But you can be quick if you want. GO!
I'd expect them to keep all that crap.
Like, Wednesday Middle Class Thread or something.
OH BOO HOO
you should come hang out there.
If you're going to cheer up first...
im sure that set there expectations low
its a shame
What, no A*?
although, in my mother's case it was "?wot just one A*?"
even though i'm not.
and you overhear them saying you're a bit of a disappointment