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Mom: Dad is Jimene ellen is Honda too all is fi do.
Me: ? Please translate.
Mom: Sorry I was walking in the rain! Dad is home and is getting Elle. I am home and Zipcar is returned!
Me: Never would have guessed that.
Similar and also good is:
Me: I just got here!
Mum: Ok hav a good time. i will be joining u if the house burns down!!! lol (not).
mom: found what looked like an old french fry under loveseat… briefly considered eating alas just twine
alas just twine. alas. just. twine.
:#( SAD MAN WITH A MUSTACHE. NOW ITS ALL CAPS AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO CHANGE IT.
Mum - im going to the butchers to get you some meat, any perverts?
me - any perverts?
mum - i meant any requests, lol sorry predictive text and i dont have my glasses on
currently laughing under desk
Grandpa: I finished the harry potter movie. Couldnt hear half of it because my hearing aid fell out but it was visually stimulating. But not as visually stimulating as Avatar. What is Voldamert’s purpose in life?
e.g. 'Auntie Mary is dead.'
thought "lol" meant "lots of love" and, etc.
Mom: Can you please call me when you need to be picked up! Don’t do anything stupid! :-)8
Me: What is that emoticon?
Mom: bowtie man! He doesn’t do anything stupid
This is me: http://clayyourself.com/portraits/portrait_1298309501741.jpg
^this looks nothing like me
DAD: bieber’s got ninjas
DAD: weeping Jesus
DAD: you watching these fucking guys?
DAD: bob dylan could come out and drop a massive duece And it would be still cool.
Band name idea: Qualms.
Yahoo ! ! "over the moon"
Pretty much everything about it baffled me.
She really made me laugh with one a while back- I was travelling back home to see the parents for a few days, she text and said "raining really bad here, do you want your dad to meet you at station with a boat?" I spent 5 minutes thinking she'd finally lost it completely and then received another text that just said "coat."
Texts from my mum mainly involve her asking me where I am and if I've eaten, ('r u home 4 t?' being a firm favourite) but she's developed this really annoying habit of sending one word texts. The most pointless of which read: 'oh.' I mean, what is the point of that??
Also her predictive text means that a lot of her messages make NO SENSE. All in all its annoying/endearing in equal measures. Cheers.