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it's for tonight. so far i have tinnitus or a testicle.
however i don't think i have the time, resources or will to make it happen. would've been banteriffic too.
i like that people have actually done it before though:
Pin stripe suit, wads of monopoly money stuffed into your pocket, fox's tail hanging out of your mouth, copy of What Forest? magazine tucked under your arm etc etc
gonna see if i can find/lend the required items.
tried to do toff as well, but nobody had a striped polo shirt to lend me.
terence trent d'arby
feels a bit like a cop out though.
If anyone asks say you're a twat
borrow a girl's dress and put some lipstick on.
will be MaYJA BANTS.
dressing up as a girl, not dressing up as a transvestite.
i should really plan further in advance.
Celotape a big bit of cardboard to you back and when people ask, you go down on all fours and reveal your table. Table cloth, plates and cups are optional.
this is great and easy to do. best option so far i think. TY
as well as tempa t. probably would have gone as tempz, but i didn't really fancy blacking up.
CROTCH BULGE AND WHISKEY.