Do you turn the setting on fridges up or down to make it colder?
i'm sick of having warm milk at work. i have no idea which way to turn the dial to rectify it tho. yeah, its the work fridge, so i havent got time to experiment.
you might pretend to know the answer to this question but i bet you dont.
lets talk about fridge temperatures.
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Knife the fucker
no the fridge, not the freezer.
Oh right
The higher the number, the colder... Anti clockwise I think
you turn it up
As you're turning the temperature up to make it colder or something*
* not studied refrigeration since first year thermo
Yes you do
i knew nobody knew.
Turn it down
the lower the number, the colder it'll be.
thats just a guess tho.
i want facts. is anyone here a fridge engineer?
Its not a guess
But it's wrong
how is it wrong?
By being incorrect
The numbers don't represent centigrade. Maybe fridges are different but I go through a lot and all the ones I have used are the higher the number the colder it is.
But that makes no sense.
Meths! Whats the lowest number it can go? I bet its 1.
it makes perfect sense
i dont even care that much
my fridge is fine and my milk is cold.
its not going to 2 is it?
jesus wept
what.
THE LOWEST NUMBER IS HARDLY GOING TO BE 2 IS IT?!
i still don't understand the question
why wouldn't the lowest number be 2?
...
1 lower, desk.
1 lower.
I said the lowest number would be 1 on his dial
he came out with some crap about the number 2. If we're talking fridge terms and if the numbers DO represent the temperature, they're not gonna let him go under 1 as it'll then be a freezer and balonz will have to attack it with a knife.
do yourself a favour
and stop posting.
that was mean
i hope your fridge gets warmer.
weird, i didnt ^this this
oh well
Could be 0 though.
read above MARCKEE
if it was 0 and it was the temp, he'd freeze that milk and have to thaw it out.
OH GOD
OH GOD
OH GOD
OH GOD
OH GOD
OH GOD
OH GOD
what now?
you were going to say 'you can't freeze milk' weren't you?
no.
milk does not freeze at 0c
It's often closer to -1c
Does your commute consist mostly of you travelling through fridges?
it is a guess.
i even did the serious answer
And still...
no
My fridge always seems to have water in the bottom of it.
I don't know what to do about it.
Is there anything drain-like at the back of the bottom shelf?
The fridge in my old flat did this until I unclogged the plughole-like thing at the back.
Thrilling stuff.
I don't think there is.
I just have to take out the veg tray and mop it up every so often.
I will have another look though.
*Excitement*
JFC
what fridge make and model is it?
^this
the instructions are probably available online
of course i've noticed what make and model the work fridge is...
enough time to make a thread, not enough time to check the model
what a strange life you lead
It's a model (fridge) it's not cooling good
It'll chill your milk (inadequately) that is understood
Great stuff
i dont sit by the fucking fridge you balloon
whoa there son
chill out. follow these instructions....
1)go to make cup of tea
2)get milk from fridge
3)check fridge make and model
4)pour milk over head
5)return to desk
CHILLING OUT IS PRECISELY WHAT I'M AFTER HERE!
I've decided you don't even deserve the tea in step 1 of my instructions
replace tea with glass of water
:D
Just remember:
righty tighty
lefty loosy.
it tighty hot or cold?
Right is hot, obviously.
(except when we're talking something that's supposed to be cold. So in your case: left = hot).
fridgesmash
you have got time to experiment
you probably spend more of your life at work than you do at home (excluding sleep)
empty the fridge, sit in it and turn up the dial
if you feel you're getting colder then there's your answer.
jfc jacques
how's he supposed to turn the dial if he's sitting in the fridge???
jfc thew
Most dials are on the inside.
no its ok.
the dial is inside the fridge.
because the dial is inside the fridge
man alive you snowboarding woggle
what kind of retrograde fridges do you fucks have?
My dial is (correctly) positioned on the outside, to avoid people sitting in the fridge and tampering with the settings.
freezer dial: outside
fridge dial: inside
that's the rule
but a dial on the outside is more likely to be knocked accidentally
by you, dressed up like Joey 'Could I be wearing anymore clothes' Tribiani,as you show your poor suffering fiancee your latest attempt at an air to fakie. You make me sick.
the dial in my super-futuristic fridge is sunken in to the molding.
No accidents possible here.
Now get the hell out of my way: I've got a rail to grind.
YOW!
ok, this dial is neither on the inside NOR the outside!
its in the rim of the rubbery thing. THE FUTURE OF FRIDGES!
Hidden in a tyre?
METHS! Your milk is warm because what you think is a fridge is actually your bike.
nb. i got a flat tyre today.
my hands smell all rubbery.
I had to fix two punctures yesterday. TWO!
Nice one, roads.
Your hands arways smerr rubbery to me xxx
hmm.
lol
really? ive never heard of a dial outside the fridge
And he's scared of the dark
FRIDGE SMASH
(That's was Balonz said)
fridges should be at -5 i think
from what i remember of food technology
You remember that the fridge should be below freezing point?
This thread is hurting me. Hard.
farenheit you blithering idiot
sophia v meowington
whos stupider?
wtf
you can talk. seen any birds with teeth lately?
haha!
yeah screw you toothy(to meths)
^that was to meths
the fact that you even questioned this being below freezing but still think it r a good idea
Your bread would.be frozen!
wait, you put bread in the fridge?
:|
who doesnt put bread in the.fridge?
please, not this. not now.
does guntrip keep his bread somewhere strange?
Breadford.
Is that near Beaconsfwheeled?
This is like sitting in on a conversation in an old people's home
ah good subject.
when my nan was in the old peoples home, her chair was opposite this other old bird who she didnt like. one day, this old dear came in and sat down and asked my nan, "have the brought the tea round yet?" and my nan leaned over and said, with more than a hint of snidyness in her voice, "Yes they have".
I'm not sure I get it
whats the punchline?
my nan was mean.
they had already brought the tea round that day
i laughed
old people <3
Do old birds have dentures?
Which, ironically, are often as cold as fridges.
no wait - between 0-5 c or something
oh ffs
I would have thought the lower figure would be colder...
I think I managed to nudge the dial to the warmest setting on the fridge in my old flat, and it took me ages to work out why stuff wasn't as cold as it should be.
My current fridge has a digital thermostat thing which is quite snazzy.
yo
I accidentally froze my lettuce :(
shake your lettuce
UPDATE: just turned it up to 4.
it was on 3.
bit worried.
Best find your shorts and sunglasses.
i'm so glad I don't have much work on today
now I can just wait around for Meths fridge updates.
You're messing with forces beyond your ken.
is it a sackable offence?
Yes, if you make it too warm and spoil the sperm samples your boss was keeping in there to provide herself with the baby her high-flying career has denied all.
All because you thought your semi-skimmed could be a bit cooler before it went into your boiling hot tea. You monster.
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE FIND OUT THE ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION ITS FUCKING KILLING ME.
might be overreacting a tad.
^ this is what i'm talking about.
do you want to come over to my office and hold hands?
This thread is like idiot bait.
I'm enjoying watching you all wander towards the traps and losing limbs.
You fridge idiots.
ooh check out mr freeze
if you're so cluey whats the answer? .
If you've one of those 1-5 or 6 dial things, turn it up to make the fridge go colder.
How you've got to this age and don't know this is fucking WAY beyond my comprehension.
You twonk.
I HAVE 6 DIAL THINGS
boingy boingy pads?
check out mr freeze :'''D
This thread is shaping up to be a real classic.
I'd love to.
but im too busy sitting with my head in the fridge, turning the dial, and trying to figure out if i feel colder or warmer. My fridge goes from 0-6. BUT. it goes:
0.........1...2...3...4............5............6
Why are the numbers not regular distances apart? is that significant? this is like the plot of a kafka short story.
did Dali make your fridge?
wait, Dali is an anagram of dial.
Ooooooo
Do Armitage Shanks make fridges?
uh oh.
I've got an idea.
Somebody get me Armitage Shanks on the phone (speed dial 2)
Is that the lowest speed dial number on your phone?
I'll just check!
who you gonna call?
I've got Rod & Rifle magazine on speed dial 3, and Bamnan on speed dial 1
Logically, Armitage Shanks is more important than Bamnan, so it looks like reverse order of speed dial.
It then goes into negative numbers of speed dial from some reason...you're -29
This thread just meant I had to walk away from my desk suppressing laughter.
Is it lunchtime yet?
My fridge goes all the way to 11 and its the coldest mo' fo i ever knew.
UP
i'd think it would be turn it up to get the fridge colder as the dial represents fridgy powerness. so turning it up means that the fridge will know to work harder at keeping itself cold and the milk will be nice and cold.
JUST CHECKED MY FRIDGE
It has a delightful small frost flake and then a large frost flake, so turning to the right is colder, no numbers. I hope this is of great help.
My fridge is grey though....
if anything this confuses things further.
Hey, your refrigerator is running....
YOU BETTER CATCH IT!!!111111!ONES!!!1
I have felt your pain.
Luckily our current fridge actually lets you set the temperature.
My solution would be to find the model and make and then find the PDF of the manual online and see what it says.
would you print out the pdf, laminate and keep in the instruction draw, Theo?
No. I'm not like you.
I'd read it off the computer screen.
This thread is everything I hoped it would be
It certainly delivered...
LIKE A MILKMAN
An embarrassment to all concerned?
oh look, we've got another fridge proffesor
There are at least four or five people in this thread who need to be quarantined for the good of society.
lets hope the air con in quarantine has a temp gauge and not a dial.
You turn it up.
I worry about you sometimes.
Also, make sure you wipe your arse front to back, NOT side to side.
Wha?
Stuff is staring to make sense now :/
I have honestly pondered this question many many times before
I'm convinced there is no answer. Fridge's have a mind of their own, the knob is only there to make us feel like we're in control.
don't talk about meths like that
:D
ZING
:D
NEXT QUESTION:
how long do i wait before checking the fridge? to be honest, how am i even going to know until i have breakfast tomorrow? theres no temp reading.
put some 'test veg*' near the rear of the fridge and crank the dial as far as it will go
* I have no idea what I'm on about
ITS. THE. WORK. FRIDGE.
I. KNOW. THAT.
Are you incapable of putting your own items in it? If so, you need to find and insert a stealth tomato and monitor its progress this afternoon.
1. i dont carry "test veg" to work.
2. i cant crank the dial all the way in case i ruin 50 other peoples lunches.
They'll understand. Knowledge always comes at a cost.
2. yuo won't ruin their lunches. They will just get a bit chilly ()if you turn it the right way)
1. who doesn't carry test veg to work?? Geez.
Insert a stealth tomato.
I've tested it, and the readings are off the euphemism scale.
WHO CARRIES ROUND TOMATOS WITH THEM?
WHO DOESN'T?
H
do you know what,
i've actually got some salad in my bag today.
i'm not putting it in the firdge tho, it might go all warm.
Why, what other shapes do they come in?
touché
not unless round is funny
i think really the only option
is to turn it all the way down or up, leave it a whole day, and see whether everything is ruined tomorrow. Collateral damage innit.
Fucking hell.
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU ONLY TURNED IT UP ONE NOTCH.
Whack it up full and you should notice an extreme difference...then you'll know.
Also, our fridge at work broke recently. I turned it up full and there was no difference. So I bought a new fridge.
this is a new fridge tho.
hence the problem.
breakfast at work?
I hope you're not in the Public Sector or I'm emailing Dave.
most people eat breakfast at work don't they?
I don't.
I do.
I don't
hey meo
I don't.
hey darcy
today I had a toasted tea cake, an apricot yoghurt and a cup of tea. yesterday I had honey nut shredded wheat and a cup of tea.
Benifits of eating breakfast at work:
- Don't really have to do any work before you eat the breakfast
- Wastes a bit of time (preparing brekkie, eating brekkie and then cleaning bowl/plate/cup)
er thats it actually.
hey meo
benefits of eating breakfast at home.
- not hungry on the way to work.
- kick start metabolism early.
- don't arrive at work hungry and therefore eat more than I would otherwise.
- watch a bit of breakfast news while I eat breakfast in the comfort of my own home.
It's all in my book; 'You're Doing It Wrong; How To Live Your Live Right'
How long is your journey to work? I don't get hungry in my 50 min commute.
But then maybe you spend hours in front of the mirror or something. I'm a 5 min shower, get dressed, get the fuck out of the house kind of guy.
.
Yeah I'm a vain cunt Theo.
My communte is an 1 hour 20. Not THAT much more than yours.
hey
Can I get a copy of this book?
hey
sure, I'll even sign it for you. ;)
can you post this in the "daily thread" or whatever.
noone here cares.
I do. Free milk and less faffing at home in the morning?
COUNT ME IN!
I'm eating breakfast at work right now
I never eat breakfast.
Doesn't help my productivity though.
^ meo posting under one of her other usernames
the coldest place in the universe is on earth
we have an R5303B set to 5, if that helps
I worry about this a lot!
If I have it on 6, then things that are the back of the fridge will start to freeze. But 4 is too warm. You would assume that 5 would be the answer, correct? WRONG. 5 flips whimsically between balmy and baltic. Fucking fridge.
Good thread.
Fuck me
DiS is fuller of idiots than i thought. Ahm oot.
fuller
–noun
a person who fulls cloth.
you fulling my leg
ricardo fuller
Someone in my office is called Emma Fullerlove.
True story.
you turn it up
the dial essential cranks up the power.
*essentially
i think this probably makes the most sense.
This some kind of euro dance lyric?
:D
it's actually up there with the best scooter lyrics
GET OFF YOUR SHIRTS AND WAIT FOR FURTHER INSTRUCTION
Think this is my favourite post this year
Just thought about this and laughed to myself
no way was this 2 years ago
finally, a non-chin strokingly arrogant answer.
I'd already told you twice
You perfumed ponce
it was a chin strokingly dumb question though, you pleb.
I never know this either.
Has anyone brought cold hard facts to the table yet?
We've decided to just call eachother stupid instead.
I can get behind this, too.
FYI: I usually turn it up.
you put the lime in the coconut, you drink it all up
SPACEMAN!
I like my fridges pretty warm anyway
Breaking in a new one I just adjust the levels for a few days until it seems temperate. You know you've gone too warm when everything in there looks a bit sweaty - you know, when the plastic milk container looks a bit sweaty?
You fridge proffesors know what I'm talking about
fridge proffesor
sweaty milk.
CONDESNATION DRIBBLING DOWN THE SIDE OF CARTONS MAKES ME BOKE
to break a new fridge in
you should leave it turned off for a good few hours first.
Fridge prof
^
the only reason i know this is because i overheard the engineer say it when it arrived.
Was this engineer wearing a lab coat?
If not, don't trust a word he says.
good point.
and the idiot left it on 3, which is clearly too warm.
i'm going to email facilities right now.
when technicians call themselves engineers
lol
5 hours min
apparently
Looks like we got a college boy here
our fridge arrived turned off
ie. not plugged in
yeah but you have to leave it for ages so it can settle
leave it where?
where you want it
it something to do with when you move it, i dunno.
You have to leave it for the coolant to settle before plugging it in and
turning it on.
settle what?
The coolant liquid, in the pipes at the back.
When a fridge gets moved around (eg. when it's delivered), the coolant can end up unevenly distributed around the pipes.
Looks like Enderlin caught himself a nice couple of fishes here.
*throws fish back into water and blows a kiss
shuffles off to get some KFC*
I dunno,
that took me about thirty seconds to type off of the top of my head.
^ been franticly googling fridge workings for the last hour
in an effort to seem clued up.
i just spat coffee at my screen
This is like that thing where you have to ask the two natives which path leads to civilisation
and which leads to the horrible village of cannibals and one of the natives always tells the truth and one of them always lies and you have to ask the RIGHT QUESTION.
(PS the higher the number, the colder the fridge usually, but check with the manufacturer)
Looks like we got a fridge enjinear here
Just posting to make sure this thread gets the 200 replies it deserves
*removes hemlet. wearily holds up bat to pavillion*
^ chrsi hemlett
*polite applause*
just been back to the fridge.
its already colder. thanks for all your help today everyone. you've been immense.
My post is now pointless.
How to Adjust Refrigerator Temperature
Letting perishables such as milk and eggs get warm doesn't just effect the taste; it can also allow bacteria to grow. It's essential to guard against this by adjusting your refrigerator temperature when necessary. Read below for how to do it.
Difficulty: Moderately Easy
Instructions
1.Measure the temperature of you refrigerator. To measure the temperature in a fridge without a thermostat, just place a normal thermometer in a glass of water and place it inside the fridge. Check back 5 to 8 hours later to see what temperature the water is. This allows you to determine the temperature indirectly.
2.Adjust the temperature. Once you've identified your refrigerator's temperature, it's time to change the settings. Turn the indicator to the left to make the temperature warmer, and to the right to make your refrigerator colder. It is important to only change the temperature gauge by one setting, regardless of how much you think it must be adjusted. This prevents freezing or thawing of food by making the change gradually.
3.Check the temperature again after 6 to 8 hours. If it's the temperature you want, you're set. If not, move the dial one setting colder or warmer, depending on your needs. The ideal temperature for a refrigerator is 40 degrees. Wait at least 24 hours in between each adjustment to allow the fridge time to achieve that temperature.
4.Prepare for changing seasons. Where you live can have a big influence on your fridge's temperatures. You may need to adjust the temperature lower in the summer and higher in the winter to maintain a constant 40 degrees. Those who live in moderate climates can worry less about weather effecting their refrigerator's temperature.
5.Check the air vents. If you're having trouble achieving the right temperature, even after numerous adjustments, make sure the vents on the inside of the fridge aren't covered. This can prevent air flow, making it impossible to cool the refrigerator.
Read more: How to Adjust Refrigerator Temperature | eHow.com http://www.ehow.com/how_2156133_adjust-refrigerator-temperature.html#ixzz1DYeePAG4
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you're worse than markee.
meths,
just because the simplest tasks require you to undertake a tortuous fact-finding mission, doesn't mean that the rest of us do.
whatever fridge lover.
The inability of the original author of that piece to correctly use "affect" rather than "effect"
Confuses and infuriates me.
I copied an pasted
you'll have to take it up with ask.com I'm afraid.
copied AND pasted
I figured, hence "original author"
Don't worry, there's already a snarky email in my drafts folder.
(not really)
either that,
or wack it up to 4 and hope for the best.
Do you think links to this thread are starting to pop up on other forums yet?
I stored some items in a fridge once
I love this place
really enjoyed this thread
good work
Just had to explain what i was laughing about though
doesnt sound too funny when you say you're reading a thread about the temp of a fridge
Tune in next week
for our workshop on how to use a dimmer switch.
dimmer switchez,
when i'm in the mood for love.
this reminds me,
must get one of those light switches that turn on and off when you clap.
is that a dimmer switch?
Clap on clap off...the clapper
That's possibly the nichest Wayne's World reference anyone's ever made
so niche i dont even get it?
and i seen both films about 400 times.
Sh-sh-sh-shia
Shia Pets
Shit
It's Chia! What a goon.
i think at least three people from this thread should probably leave the boards
good thread though
hint: im one
disagree.
anyone who thinks that knowing about fridge temperatures is something to be proud of are fucking losers.
exactly
*fridge proffesors
I'm guessing from your this up thread
one of those is me. Sadly, I will only leave when I get a new job. Sucks to be you.
what did i this?
i dont remember thising anything
...
Look guys, all I know is that we’ve all learnt something here today. I’m not entirely sure what that something is, but I’m pretty sure it was learnt here and it was today. Today is today, right?
brrr, its cold in here!
turn it up! (or down?)
My favourite bit was the bit about the fridge.
Fridge magnets
How do they work?
no use trying to play dumb now,
we all know how sad you are.
I couldn't figure out why my Roland Rat fridge magnet
wouldn't stick to my fridge in a new flat. I complained to the seller that the magnet wasn't magnetised.
I realised it was a fitted kitchen; the fridge 'door' was the wooden cupboard door not the actual fridge.
sounds pretty similar to the story about my girlfriend not realising for 6 months she had a dishwasher in her flat,
because it has a cupboard door on the front of it.
*shakes head*
*pauses*
*realises he made the mistake of turning his temperature up not down last week*
*smiles, points at meths, winks, and whistles as he walks away knowing the right answer as meowington stomps her feet on the ground muttering something about female bulls and cold milk*
:D
As with MOST things
the higher the number on the dial the higher the setting therefore the higher the number the higher the level of refrigeration
Some people here need to learn this shit before they leave home, shocking display
some people need to not post their pompous ''advice''
so late in a thread without reading it.
Hey, it was full of so much ignorance I skimmed ahead and just said my piece assuming none of you 2nd rate idiots said the answer
cheers :)
Can someone please explain how the fuck this thread got 250+ replies?
only when you've explained the answer to the original question.
There was a question?
but, seriously, how?
...
Did anyone answer the question?
Did it involve a logical explanation of how energy input works to reverse entropy?
where were you 3 hours ago?
...
at a Myers-Briggs skills course.
Im an INTP apparently - introverted, intuitive, thinking and perceiving
so you're an entry in a thesaurus?
Imagine these words said in the style of a scent advert:
Introverted, intuitive, thinking, perceiving... Splenetic.
^that's a small preview of the next apprentice challenge right there
I don't think a scientific explanation of domestic refrigeration was really necessary in this instance
It was more a question of interface design than anything else. Stop showing off ;)
I dont like milk
cheers
^loves it
</10cc>
My housemate does this and I end up getting mini icebergs in my Coke!
MINI ICEBERGS. FFS.
Epic
imagine a mini titanic
My ex wouldn't believe me when I said you had to have the number higher
for it to be colder and all the stuff in our fridge wasn't lasting very long, every time I turned it up he'd turn it down behind my back. He wouldn't admit I was right for weeks and hardly spoke to me for all that time. God, he was a twat.
When loads of us went away for New Year the fridge was already very cold and some things were getting a bit frosty, they turned it to a higher number to make it colder and everything froze.
I can see how people get confused thinking it might mean temperature but it makes perfect sense to me that you turn the power higher because you want it to work harder to make the fridge cold.
As an aside, remember to turn it back down in the winter so you're not using loads more power and overheating it at the back.
Dunno but fridges should be about 2 degrees and freezer's should be about -18
cool, cheers.
cool enough?
Missed this the first time round.
It is just fantastic.
I had a similar prblem, yesterday
There's an aircon dial in my room. It works the OPPOSITE way to a fridge, it turns out, after i turned my office into a sauna yesterday by mistakenly cranking it up to 10.
that's called a thermostat
i loved this thread. im going to read it again.
frigidaire
wow drownedinsound really is awfully shit
^Thread doesn't contain enough anecdotes about
Really living it up in France but just staying in again......in my room.....tonight......alone.....again.....living it up.......France......living it up *tears Ad infinitum*
is that doodthatkicksarse?
hey, lets have a physical fight?
anyway tonights the first night in a week that I havn't been out till 4am at the earliest cos i'm fuckin hardcore so fuck you
oh you're craig foley, i've met you like a couple of times and you were pretty nice and funny
:D
this reminds me of the time i put a half eaten fish under the vending machine at work
for scientific purposes
Dear Meths,
Last night, I turned the dial UP on my fridge.
(whilst singing: you turn it up! the dial essential cranks up the power!).
My fridge was colder this morning. So cold I could barely spread margerine on to (untoasted) bread!
Case closed?
no entirely.
someone turned this one AGAIN the other day.
the singing is very important
^ Fridge proffesor
It's brilliant that you chastise me for my threads, really.
Careful!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-14025550
they got the dials the wrong way
That was
like the best episode of 24 ever.
ffs
Haiti.
This has 309 replies.
hey, meths,
my new Fridge Freezer (JAG) has a dial essential with numbers AND words. Higher = colder.
Lovely stuff.
god bless you Hughes Electricals
finally.
This was a matter of such supreme importance when I noticed, I nearly texted you,
even though I knew you were in LA.
Then I forgot about it.
it would have been free for me to recieve that text.
i wouldnt have replied tho. not worth the 25p.
is the temp dial inside or outside the fridge?
Outside, near the top.
NEW fridge freezer...
Luton van...
Goddamn One Percenters
luton van dross?
fucking hell why am i reading this.
'the dial essential cranks up the power.' amazing.
I don't know if I am dreamin g
But I think someone said this at some point this weekend?
This is odd, thewarn
I was going to come back to this thread. My new flat has a fridge with a dial. It's on 1. I keep looking at it and worrying a bit.
all this makes the mystery of my freezing fridge, that turns everything into blocks of ice
no matter what the dial setting even more intriguing/belm-inducingly annoying
one of my most favourite threads ever
over 10,000 people found this thread last year?!
Over 10,000 people will never come back to www.drownedinsound.com
and its ruined
Started laughing as soon as I saw the thread title again.
oh look, we've got another fridge proffesor
Just got to the bit where bamos says 'your hands always smerr rubbery to me'
and had to leave the room again.