i dunno if you can switch it off or not, but what a stupid fucking thing that is.
*adopts faux observational 'what's the deal with' stand-up whine*
it's like having a conversation with someone that keeps trying to guess what you're about to say
'hey have you re'
'REGISTERED, READ, REACTED?'
'er...no, i was just gonna sa'
'SAVE ME, SAND ME DOWN, SACK ME'
'look if you'd just let me finish what i'm trying to say, it would take a lot less time than you just jumping to guess eve'
'EVEREST, MOUNT EVEREST, YOU WANT ME TO CLIMB MOUNT EVEREST'
'ok, i'm out'
and it's so fucking glitchy, it always gets the last half of the thing i'm typing whilst it loads, so i go to find out about natalie portman and it starts taking me to websites that list vintage port.
i dunno...someone tell me i'm doing it wrong or summit, BECAUSE THIS CAN'T BE PROGRESS...I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS IS FUCKING PROGRESS