Apparently he just stood down. I have it on good authority from my friend who does some freelance stuff for the Mirror that the Daily Express is run by puppies pushing letter counters into word-cubes. Maybe he's the one who owns and trains them? If so you have to say he did an amazing job.
'Explains the smell of dog piss around the Express offices too,' chuckles matey.
I think he might be having me on, actually. You people fall into the Express's target demographic probably, what's your take?