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any budding sub-editors fancy thinking of a headline for this? "Slowing Down" is the best I've got so far
Also, you missed the key phrase: PUN SQUAD ASSEMBLE!
how is this not getting more recognition?!
THAT'S RIGHT: IT'S AN ADVERSE FEATHER WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Rac said: i wouldn't like to say. i don't want to get involved in speculative gressingames.
WE DONT DO DUVETS (ANYMORE)
LORRY DOWNS TOOLS
I WONDER IF THE DRIVER DUCKED DOWN WHEN IT HAPPENED
A RIGHT MALLARDY ON THE A14
THE DRIVER WAS SPITTING FEATHERS
FLYING SOUTH FOR THE WINTER (ADVERT FOR SOUTH CAMBRIGDESHIRE TOURIST BOARD)
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAOOOOH. YOUR DUCKS IS ON FIRE