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I reckon I look like Jeff Mangum here:
but i just did that face scanning thing here: http://celebrity.myheritage.com/FP/Company/try-face-recognition.php
the top two results are helena bonham carter and thelonius monk.
and it just depends on the angle of my head and way I'm smiling. Today I'm Jessica Alba and Natalie Portman. I look nothing like them,
i am nowwhere that cool or manly. somewhere in between tho (H)
also you can switch genders. apparently i look like a japanese porn star
for fucks sake
I can definitely see the resemblance between you and bunko kanazawa. It's in your smiles. Ahaha
On the other hand, kudos for also looking like a guy in black and white, they're cool.
without the wrinkles
I just uploaded THREE (3) photos to that to see what came up. And the results are in...
Howie Dorough 70%
Jake Gyllenhaal 67%
Nicholas Brendon 66%
Julio Iglesias 66%
Sarah Michelle Gellar 56%
Luke Perry 56%
Alfonso Herrera 55%
Michael Owen 54%
Tom Petty 51%
Courteney Cox 51%
Michael J. Fox 58%
Nick Lachey 57%
Charlie Chaplin 52%
Mark Bautista 51%
Bryan Mcfadden 51%
Patrick Dempsey 50%
J.D. Fortune 50%
Janica Kostelic 48%
Seann William Scott 48%
Michael Owen 83%
Gary Cooper 80%
Luciana Salazar 78%
Dakota Fanning 76%
Takuya Kimura 75%
Shahrukh Khan 74%
Andy Kaufman 72%
John Deacon 71%
David Schwimmer 70%
Fabio Cannavaro 68%
In conclusion, Michael Owen's the only one who comes up twice. So, him. But girlier. And I don't.
Luciana Salazar seems alright too. And Tom Petty's pretty cool. Never heard of most of the others.
The picture of Dakota Fanning it used was of when she was about 8 :s
Raquel Welch & Alyson Hannigan.
Blake Lively was number 3 or sommat.
All but one of my matches are female.
Fred Durst and Jon Bon Jovi.
I look like a young marlon brando except more muscly
A few weeks ago I saw him on three different TV ads, when I was on a ferry in Denmark he was on an advert on their onboard TV channel thingy too. The thing about rich friends is WHY CAN'T THEY GIVE ME SOME OF THEIR MONEY?! WHY?!
He's changed, Scout, he's changed.
This is him, right? http://www.eyecandy-promo.co.uk/portfolio_single.php?m=23&count=14&g=M&np=6&s=25
I'ma tell him you never liked him. /stalk.
Haven't seen him for years. He's like a massive super model in Asia and Europe now and has had a number one single (he can't sing!) Nice guy, we called him Dunc the hunk in school, he went to Oxford and then quit to be a TOTAL SUPERSTAR.
Would I have heard it??
The only person from my school who did anything remotely celeb-worthy was a guy who became a professional Prince William lookalike. And he's dead now.
I haven't got a tv so won't have seen them, but is it, y'know, respectable stuff like good hardy work clothes and McCoys crisps, or is it stuff like hair-gel and second-hand car insurance?
Obviously. I'm not really as nosey as I sound, I'm just bored.
UK wise the last thing I saw him on was the new Tia Maria and the new Gilette or some other big razor blade ad - one of those annoying dudes who strokes their smooth face in a mirror and looks smug from a jaunty angle.
I think it was in Italy. I haven't heard it either.
He goes out with that girl who nearly made it into Girl's Aloud (she was in Clea?!) but now she's a model too http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40dezUNDtwo&feature=related
They have a yacht.
(yes both) that people told me I looked like.
Then Michael J Fox.
Now it's Lionel Messi.
Lionel Messi and Arnold Rimmer.
I'M NOT ACTUALLY JEWISH BUT AM FREQUENTLY ASKED IF I AM DUE TO BIG NOSE STERETYPES EH WHATYOUGONNADO?
In fact, in Tamara Drewe he pretty much plays a middle aged version of you.
saw a photo of the two of us at a party and shouted out .'WHEN DID YOU MEET FREDDY FLINTSTON-... FLINT-OFF!?!?'.
I look nothing like either.
Not so much here http://tinyurl.com/5wcpq7t
But you do this face a lot http://tinyurl.com/64sl39y
Take away the douche beard and shaggify the hair by a good 200% or so and that's ME in this photo
that I look like that dude from Brick/500 Days Of Summer.
I would say I possibly look like a retarded version of him.
two people have recently told me I'm like Zooey Deschanel. I'm also thinking they mean a retarded version. I do not look like her.
It's my dream come true!
Even with the parrot on your head.
OOPS, THAT'S YOANN, WE'RE JUST TOO SIMILAR
why poosie why?
i have no female lookalikes. ALL MAN BABY
i'm not a man baby
Wrong sex but she's FIT so I'll take that.
Me: some years ago now - http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-ash1/v99/142/32/283600051/n283600051_473406_4935.jpg
very possibly at the shiny-thing-that-makes-light that's being pointed at you.
It's like Christmas all over again
Fucking hell thats uncanny :S
but irl people (one of those being JD Traynor, dunno if he counts as irl) say i look like clare grogan.
aye there we go. that was like 6 years ago though. damn.
he's taking me to nando's
oh, smack the pony lady! that's a first. and not offensive at all she is a pretty albeit somewhat odd looking lady :D
ALAN PARTRIDGE SERIES ONE and GREEN WING SERIES TWO are what you should be remembering her for!
My friend looks just like her and I always say 'Ali, the one who looks like Smack the Pony lady'
cringy comedy = not my thing. also i never got to see green wing series two due to not having a tv when it was on then being too lazy to rent/buy it. she will still always be Smack The Pony Lady to me.
Kate Bush 74% - I'm happy with that, but i'm a boy
except dressed less like a massive idiot
i like to think i look like ed balls tho
did you know blue are doing eurovision this year?
i might start tweeting ed balls to tell him i can be his double if he needs one
Recently ive had people say I look like:
An indian rufus sewell
Bollywood superstar john abraham
Jack from lost (courtesy of sometime DiS user ibzo)
I think I look like a chump most of the though tbh
Most of the TIME
I think there are more. The most accurate one is probably Noddy, tbh.
at least 10 people have said i look like Peter Kay
A girl once told me I looked like Bret from Flight Of The Conchords but her boyfriend immediately disputed this, and we agreed it was probably purely because I have curly black hair and a beard.
I think it's quite hard to tell who you look like yourself though.
I was walking away from the Other Stage when Florence and The Machine were playing and someone pointed at me, pointed at the stage and yelled, 'SHE'S ESCAPED, SHE'S ESCAPED, someone get her back on stage.'
I don't really look like her though, I'm just tall and ginger, he was drunk.
? (directed at the question, not my gender)
from popular children's TV show about an acorn man 'Okey Doke'.
Apparently he has 54 plays and 10 listeners on last.fm.
I got compared to him once, when I was younger and more stick-like. It was one of my proudest achievements.
YOU LOOK A BIT LIKE THAT NICOLAS CAGE.
This is what I look like (or did before I got a bit healthier and sorted my combover out): http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs479.ash1/26254_375551849619_502234619_3780133_2134304_n.jpg
Not Nicolas Cage, right?
but since the black hair days its been that goth girl out of NCSI. I dont watch it but went to check it out. I suppose i do a little bit
Other than the nameless pornstar.
Because that won't help.
the I SKA A ?
Gerry SKAdams and the SKAinn Féins.