Froglet announces this as the biggest Rumble match in history, then gives a quick run down of the rules, for those fans out there that may not be in the know. The man who drew number one is the leader of the Haxball Reds himself, Steve13105895.
The second man in the Royal Rumble, and the man who, along with Steve, has the highest mountain to climb, is in next. diabetic_lucifer, Enderlin, Ibzo and moousse are ringside. All four men make their way onto the apron and all four men begin wailing on Steve13105895. The rest of the Haxball Reds make their way down to the ring, and a brawl ensues as everyone begins brawling around the ringside area, but this match hasn't even started as Joeydubya gets another e-mail.
The GM is ordering the officials to restore order, and stop the men in the ring. Joeydubya says the only man with the right to be in the ring right now is Steve13105895 and everyone else must return to the locker room immediately, and failure to comply will result in disqualification from the Rumble match.Everyone does indeed make their way to the back, arguing all the way.
The real #2 entrant will be Teeej, and Social board fans everywhere are wetting themselves over this first period. The bell rings and Steve locks in a headlock. Teeej fights out but Steve hits a clothesline. Teeej hits a single leg dropkick, backflips over Steve, and hits a nice running forearm. Teeej shoulders Steve and tries to take him over, but it's blocked. Steve knocks Teeej out to the apron, but Teeej comes back in with a springboard dropkick. Teeej goes for a dropkick in the corner, but Steve avoids it.
#3 is Ibzo
Ibzo goes right after Steve and they trade blows. Steve is able to backdrop Ibzo to the apron. Teeej attacks Steve from behind. Ibzo
goes for the 450, but Steve rolls out of the way. Teeej hits a back suplex sending Ibzo to the outside.
Ibzo is eliminated.
#4 is hipyounggunslinger
hipyounggunslinger comes into the ring and takes it to both Steve and Teeej right off the bat.
Teeej is able to fight back against hipyounggunslinger, but he catches a kick to the chest. hipyounggunslinger ends up being launched by Teeej by a kick into Steve before Teeej sends him over the top with a hip toss.
hipyounggunslinger has been eliminated.
Teeej lays into Steve with a couple of kicks, but Steve comes right back and attempts to eliminate Teeej.
tommyroxx is #5
tommyroxx comes out and takes it right to Teeej with a huge innovative suplex before hitting Steve with a big clothesline and another suplex. tommy kicks Steve in the side of the head before going back to Teeej. Teeej and tommy trade uppercuts in the middle of the ring and Teeej comes out on top before tommy punches him in the gut. Steve kicks tommy, and Teeej kicks Steve, before kicking tommyroxx in the side of the head.
partyheart is #6
partyheart goes after Teeej and tommy first, taking out both men, before taking Steve down with a big clothesline. partyheart attempts to force Steve over the top, but Steve won't let go of the ropes. Teeej lays into tommy with a nasty series of kicks to the chest and one more to the head. Teeej turns to partyheart and Steve and tries to eliminate partyheart, but partyheart won't go down.
#7 is GerMANbeer
GerMANbeer comes in and takes everyone out as the fresh man. GerMANbeer hits the C4 on Teeej, but he's caught off guard by partyheart, who tries to throw him over the top. tommyroxx launches him out, and GerMANbeer is able to catch himself on the barricade.
tommyroxx is eliminated by partyheart.
GerMANbeer jumps from the barricade to the ring steps and re-enters the match. Things break down to partyheart, GerMANbeer, Steve13105895 and Teeej.
#8 is Eoinl.
Eoinl comes in and goes right after partyheart, while Steve, Teeej and GerMANbeer fight amongst themselves. Teeej goes for a German suplex, but GerMANbeer is able to land on his feet. GerMANbeer and Steve almost have Teeej out of the match, but he's able to sneak back into the ring as the clock begins to count down again.
#9 is Kitchmo
Kitchmo is in and he immediately takes it to everyone in his match, and begins protecting Steve. Everyone teams up on Kitchmo and he ends up sitting on Steve while he's being beaten. It doesn't last for long though, and things just break down to a punching and kicking fest in the ring between everyone else. Steve hits a beautiful side suplex on Teeej.
#10 is spiritofjazz
spiritofjazz comes in and turns his attention right to partyheart, attempting the three amigos, but it's broken up by Steve. spiritofjazz tries for the three amigos on Steve, but it's broken up by GerMANbeer. It's broken up again, in turn by Teeej, and he's the one who finally falls victim to all three suplexes.
spiritofjazz gets up and celebrates before being leveled by Kitchmo. spiritofjazz is able to come back with a missile dropkick to Kitchmo.
#11 is -dan-
-dan- makes his way down to the ring and begins head butting everything in sight. -dan- catches a diving spiritofjazz and tosses him out.
spiritofjazz has been eliminated.
Eoinl tries to attack -dan- from behind and he's clotheslined over the ropes for his troubles.
Eoinl has been eliminated.
#12 is spit-fire.
spit=fire comes into the Rumble taking it to everyone, before eventually turning to Kitchmo. Steve and Teeej continue to fight each other, and Kitchmo continues to try and protect his leader. GerMANbeer is attempting to eliminate partyheart, but he doesn't appear to be going anywhere. The clock begins to count down again.
#13 is svenrokk
svenrokk comes in and immediately begins attacking everyone before
dropkicking spit-fire out to the floor.
spit-fire has been eliminated.
svenrokk and Kitchmo team up, but their union comes to an end as everyone tries to keep them apart. Kitchmo and svenrokk come back though, and are able to backdrop partyheart over the ropes.
partyheart. is eliminated.
Meowington is #14.
Meowington locks in the Meowlock on CM Punk, almost eliminating him, before svenrokk and Kitchmo are able to save him.
#15 is JaguarPirate
JaguarPirate makes his way down and helps his comrades. Steve is able to toss Teeej over the top. As well as Meowington.
Teeej and Meowington have been eliminated.
Haxball Reds team up and tip GerMANbeer over the top rope to the apron, and even though GerMANbeer attempts to hold tight, they eventually kick him to the floor.
GerMANbeer has been eliminated.
Haxball Reds team up on -dan- and are also able to force him over the top rope to the outside.
#16 is jimitheexploder.
jimitheexploder enters a ring where the only other people are members of Haxball Reds, and he's quickly dispatched from the ring.
jimitheexploder has been eliminated.
The Reds hang out in the ring and await the next man out.
#17 is Bamnan.
Bammers comes in hot, immediately kicking Steve to the mat, but the
overwhelming force of the Haxball Reds is too much for Bamnan and he ends up taking a crushing senton from Kitchmo before he's picked up to his feet and tossed to the outside by Steve.
Bamnan is eliminated.
Again, Steve and the Haxball Reds wait for the next entrant.
#18 is Chickenwing.
Chickenwing runs down to the ring to try his luck, and even though he does his best to fight off everyone, just like the men before him, he falls to the overwhelming Reds. Steve hits Chickenwing with the high knee in the corner and asks the crowd 'what's up', before hitting the bulldog. Steve picks up Chickenwing and tosses him to the outside.
Chickenwing is eliminated.
#19 is the returning justanothersheeldz.
sheeldz makes his way down to the ring and Steve looks terrified. sheeldz takesout everyone with big punches, and a big boot to svenrokk. sheeldz tosses Kitchmo over the top.
Kitchmo has been eliminated.
sheeldz turns to Steve and begins stomping on him in the corner before picking him up and laying him out with a punch.
#20 is hollywood_freak.
Hofo makes his way out to the ring and trades blows with sheeldz, with sheeldz immediately putting hofo down. Hofo is able to duck a clothesline, and he pushes sheeldz over the top rope to the outside.
The Great justanothersheeldz has been eliminated.
Steve and the Haxball Reds end up in the ring alone again, minus Kitchmo of course, waiting for the next man.
#21 is Verbal.
Verbal comes out to the ring and ring_tailer_lemur calls it a Mark Out Moment. Verbal ends up being beat down by hofo right off the bat, but he comes right back, even scoring the axe kick on JaguarPirate. Svenrokk attacks from behind, but Verbal hits the verb end, and drops down to one knee before doing the spin-a-roonie. Steve tries to eliminate Verbal, but Verbal turns it around, almost eliminating Steve. hofo grabs Verbal from behind and takes him over the top rope, dumping him on the outside.
#22 is badmanreturns.
badman's music hits and Steve's face drops. badman takes off his shirt at the top of the ramp, counts the members of Haxball Reds, and charges. badman takes out all the members of Haxball Reds, using the confusion of numbers. badman low bridges hofo, sending him over the top, before clotheslining svenrokk and JaguarPirate over the top rope.
hofo, svenrokk, and JaguarPirate have been eliminated.
badman stares down Steve and smiles. Steve tries to get the jump on badman, but badman comes back with a couple of blows of his own. Steve tries for the GTS but badman fights out of it, and both men hit clotheslines at the same time.
#23 is PreludesNocturnes.
PreludesNocturnes plays for the crowd, before mocking Steve, only to eat a big kick from Steve for his troubles. Steve turns his attention to badman, laying into him with a series of kicks. Steve shoulders badman and tries to dump him over the top rope, but badman turns it around and hits the AA over the top rope, eliminating Steve.
Steve13105895 has been eliminated.
badman goes over and shakes PreludesNocturnes' hand, picking him back up to his feet.
Antpocalypse is #24.
Ant makes his way in the ring where he's immediately made a fool of by
PreludesNocturnes, before eating an AA from badman. PreludesNocturnes then shoulders Ant and hits a mini-AA of his own. badman picks Ant up and tosses him over the top.
Antpocalypse has been eliminated.
#25 is moousse.
moousse makes his way out to the ring and quickly gets a couple of
shoulderblocks from badman, and a stunner from PreludesNocturnes before badman connects with the side suplex. badman and PreludesNocturnes both go for, and connect with the five knuckle shuffle. PreludesNocturnes goes to the top and connects with
the tadpole splash, and badman tosses moousse over the top.
moousse has been eliminated.
#26 is jazz-ballet.
jazz-b makes her way down to a big ovation from the crowd. jazz-b takes her time coming into the ring. badman and jazz-b stare each other down, and it looks like PreludesNocturnes will be a spectator or something. jazz-b and badman lock up, and jazz-b is able to come up with a big back elbow, and a beautiful dropkick, before mounting him in the corner and hitting a series of punches.
#27 is walks005.
walks comes in and immediately takes it to both badman and jazz-b. walks connects with a Vader bomb on badman, and PreludesNocturnes hits her from behind. This allows jazz-b to hit a big cross body from the top, and jazz-b uses PreludesNocturnes as a launching pad for the boom drop.
#28 is Yesiamaduck.
duck comes right to the ring and takes it to everyone but PreludesNocturnes, hitting the Zonino Curse backbreaker on badman. duck then does indeed turn to PreludesNocturnes, shoving him down to the mat hard. PreludesNocturnes gets up and teases sweet shin music, hitting it, but duck comes right back, grabs him by the throat and puts him on the top rope. badman hits the side suplex from behind, but duck is able to come back and hit the bicycle kick to
PreludesNocturnes, sending him to the outside.
PreludesNocturnes has been eliminated
#29 is Splenic_Artery.
Splenic_A is able to clean house until he's clotheslined by duck. Splenic_A is able to send walks to the outside, and even though she hangs on, Splenic_A hits the 619, sending her to the floor.
walks005 has been eliminated.
#30 is Enderlin.
Enderlin comes out and he tries to hit the wasteland on jazz-b to the outside,but he's caught with a dropkick to the knee by Splenic_A. Enderlin is able to connect with a suplex on badman, but then he finds himself on the end of jazz-ballet's boots.
#31 is Fishplums
Fishplums makes his way down to the ring slowly, but he's able to do a lot of damage. Fishplums and Enderlin almost attempt to eliminate badmanreturns, but Splenic_A breaks up the attempt.
#32 is IcarusSmicarus!
Everyone in the ring is stunned as Icarus makes his way down to the ring. Enderin tries to attack but he's shrugged off, as is everyone else. Icarus hits Fishplums with a big elbow in the corner, and even hits badman with a shortarm clothesline.
#33 is Automatik.
Auto goes straight for Icarus, teaming up with duck and pounding down on Big Daddy Smicarus.
Splenic_A connects with a 619 on Auto. Icarus turns his attention back to Enderlin.
#34 is Jordan_229_2.
Jordan makes his way out to the ring with the Morrissey in tow. Icarus tries for a big boot on Enderlin, but Enderlin moves and Icarus is hung up on the top rope. Enderlin kicks him and sends him over the top.
IcarusSmicarus has been eliminated.
#35 is the Big pip.
pip and Icarus stare each other down on pip's way out. pip comes in and immediately begins taking everyone out. He takes Enderlin down with a big chokeslam. pip effortlessly tosses Fishplums over the top.
Fishplums has been eliminated.
#36 is diabetic_lucifer.
pip chokeslams automatik over the ropes.
automatik has been eliminated.
diabetic_lucifer is able to tip pip over the top rope.
pip has been eliminated.
#37 is JustJay.
JustJay rolls to the outside and begins hiding. diabetic_lucifer is almost able to eliminate badman, but even with the help of Enderlin, badman fights them off.
#38 is Shuffles.
Jordan has been eliminated off screen. Shuffles takes his time getting
down to the ring.
#39 is JuxtaposedJames.
JuxJames comes down and forces shuffles into the match, immediately hitting an RKO on him. JuxJames hits an RKO on duck, then another on jazz-b before tossing her over the top, then clotheslining duck to the outside.
jazz-ballet and Yesiamaduck have been eliminated.
JuxJames and badman stare each other down as the clock counts down to number 40.
#40 is 13Monsters.
13Monsters makes his way down to the ring and begins punching everything moving. 13Monsters is able to hit JuxJames with a big backbreaker, but he eats a clothesline from diabetic_lucifer. 13Monsters fights out of a body slam, and low bridges diabetic_lucifer, causing him to fly to the outside.
diabetic_lucifer has been eliminated.
13Monsters turns his attention to everyone else, indiscriminately punching. 13Monsters eats a boot from Splenic_A and Splenic_A is able to hit a hurricarana to send 13Monsters to the outside. Splenic_A is hit by Enderlin while he hangs on the outside and he flies out to the floor.
13Monsters and Splenic Artery have been eliminated.
badman and JuxJames square off with Enderlin and Shuffles respectively. badman is able to hit a gut wrench powerbomb on Enderlin. JuxJames stomps away at Shuffles. JuxJames and badman stare each other down again. Both men trade blows in the center of the ring. Both try for their finishers but badman fights out and
Enderlin breaks up the AA. Enderlin hits a suplex on badman. badman ducks a clothesline from Shuffles and connects with the AA. Jordan comes back and distracts badman and the refs, and Morrissey jumps in from behind to eliminate badman.
badmanreturns has been eliminated.
It's down to Enderlin, JuxJames and Shuffles.
Shuffles and Enderlin both team up on JuxJames, choking him in the corner with their boots. JuxJames begins to fight back against both men with a series of clotheslines, a snap powerslam to Enderlin and his signature backbreaker to Shuffles. JuxJames is able to eliminate Enderlin, but he finds himself immediately eliminated by Shuffles.
Enderlin and JuxtaposedJames have been eliminated.
Shuffles believes he has won, but JustJay crawls into the ring, and strikes with the cobra. JustJay immediately begins celebrating, but when he goes to throw Shuffles out, it's turned around on him, and Shuffles does indeed win.
*YOUR 2011 DiS RR WINNER = SHUFFLES*