Yes it's been done before but it's Friday so lets allow this one.
Is there anything more annoying than having one of these dilberts with their silver tray, collection of shocking aftershave and stale chupa-chups in the toilet of a place you're having a drink. Bad enough if it's somewhere you're only in briefly but if you are there for quite a few hours you have to dodge their bullshit several times in one evening. I simply can't accept paying a man £1 to hand me a paper towel that is within easy reaching distance for me. Oh you've turned the tap on for me, wow, here have a fiver.
I have it on good authority that Theo has had to take a second job just so he has enough money to pay up everytime he curls one off in a pub or club.