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Because going into work early is funnnnnnnnnnnnnn. Yawn.
Sup? Whachu doin' today?
= woo woo.
3/4 of a bottle of wine followed by a can of lager - eediot
and i've got a meeting with a client at 10am
I got one of those 'we tried to deliver' slips from the post office, but instead of a nice amazon parcel it's a LETTER THAT NEEDS SIGNING FOR.
What could it be???
I have no idea, but words like 'summons' and 'court order' and other bad thoughts keep coming to mind. I love catastrophising.
And they were always from the TV Licensing people. It was when I didn't have a TV but didn't take the time to write to them to tell them so (because fuck 'em, that's why) and it's what they resorted to to make sure I received each and every one of their threatening letters.
Still, I'm drinking coffee and listening to Springsteen so that makes everything better.
Looking forward to a heavy weekend. I've taken Monday off as a precaution and am stocking up on Alka Seltzer.
I HAVE THREE MEETINGS TODAY AND I AM STILL DRUNK BUT IT WILL COME TO 12 O CLOCK AND I WILL FEEL THE EFFECTS OF JEIGAMIASTER OR WHATEVER IT'S CALLED AND RED WINE AND RED BULL AND VODKA AND JACK DANIELS AND WHITE WINE (WON THE PUB QUIZ DON'T LIKE TO MIX) AND BRANDY
I HAVE BEEN FOR FRY US BEFORE AND THEY LEAVE ME WITH NO ENERGY AND WORSE THAN BEFORE PLEASE ADVISE
lot of fluids
a pint of half water / half blueberry and pomegranate juice is best if you can get it.
just re-read my post and it's rubbish so a constructive answer was very nice of you
To one of the houses in my street on friday mornings. How many pies can one household require? Maybe there's like some really tubby uncle in the basement or something.
my friend said you can't get them in australia
They look a bit grim though.
Chicken and mushroom, mmmm.
think I've got one in the freezer, get in!
wife at work so having a daddy/son day. Watching a bit of tennis to try and get him off to sleep, once he's had a nap we'll be watching The World at War for the most part.
i start work at 11.00. it should be quite a fun day...last night i said i was gonna shave my beard off because i was bored of it. someone bet me to keep just a tache. so today i'm walking into work with a lovely big handlebar.
that should hopefully keep us amused for part of the day. i might take my trimmer in and have a day of different moustaches. winner.
Early dart this afternoon and then a long journey down to Milton Keynes (City Of Dreams) for belated parental xmas catchup (part II).
2 jobs that have been lurking around for too long should be off my desk by then if all goes to plan.
I feel a bit rough.
I had to come in at 8.20 to announce something, which is clearly going to be delayed til at least 10.00, which is the time I normally get in. Oh well, at least I'll get to go home early.
yes, I got in especially early to shout personal details about myself at my colleagues.
OR I have to wait for a ministerial press release. Less exciting.
I have a list of people on this board who I blame. Luckily I probably made enough of a twat of myself last night to have got my revenge in early.
Trying to up my frequency of shaving at the moment from sporadically to three-times-per week. Face isn't really happy with this. My neck feels burny. This coupled with the non-delivery of records makes for one unhappy morning.
I'm going for dinner with an old Uni friend tonight who I've not seen for 3 years.
Always fancied her like so hope it goes well.....
Should be fine as long as I stay sober-ish.....meeting for drinks at 3(!) might prove to be a poor move :(
she did knock me back a fair few times at uni.....no harm in trying though ;-)
I TIRED. All this week I've not got to sleep before 4, eugh.
No idea what's happening this weekend but hopefully it involves some nice company.
SIXTH! Absolute disgrace.
isn't that just the FUNNIEST pub quiz team name?!!!
We need a new name. No one else likes the excellent names I come up with. I might have to form my own breakaway team.
no-one got that. I thought it was rather inspired.
Last pub quiz I went to, there was a team called 'crouching woman hidden cucumber'.
Pretty happy with this.
Couldn't find my glasses this morning.
Bit of a headache.
My prescription is
-pretty bad in the left eye
-not so bad in the right eye
Astigmatism of varying degrees in both
Desperately, desperately hoping that the house I saw Wednesday get back to me and give me the thumbs up. The longer I don't hear anything the less likely it gets :(
I had a sausage sandwich. It was awesome.
Feeling a little rough, but happy nonetheless. Had a seriously good time last night. Think I over egged the Richard Keys jokes though. Was trying to crowbar those in; probably came across as an idiot.
God I feel rough.
I probably told you it was a present. When I got it it was nice not to have to fake the happiness.
Gutted I had to go so early last night! Was really enjoying myself. Anyways, tomorrow I will make up for it!
Also still feel a bit bad for confusing a few people last night.
That was brilliant.
And then I called Spit-fire Spit-roast and it was all down hill from there.
mind out of the gutter please young lady
Amsterdam in Feb.
Realised how much more work I've got to do by July for my course I'm doing. :(
Need to finish a story, got an idea for a submission for someone else, hopefully it will be accepted.
Got footie on Sunday, hoping no-one will boot my in the ankle again.
Good: It's Payday. It's Friday. I am wearing nice shoes.
Bad: I went out last night and am very, very tired. I got into work this morning and it took me about an hour to realise my blouse was on inside out. It's exam board today so I have to meet with the Dean and try not to seem hungover as I decide the fate of my failing students.
it has hummingbirds on it.
Got a busy weekend and £1.30 left to spend.
Tonight, I'm probably going to be scrouging around the flat for pennies to pay into the bank so I can have some money. Probably also do some (late) Football Manager research.
Tomorrow, 9am training session in Trent Park followed by watching Hendon get beat by Cray Wanderers in the battle of the homeless teams, then Zonino.
Sunday, post-Zonino football.
Then in a 3 day weekend special, I've got time-off in leiu, so I'm using it to sleeep and go for a long run.
that you're tubing it to Hendon tomorrow?
Work on the basis that I'm tubing it for now, but I might drive.
I'll ask Dad to do transport when I see him later.
ON A DATE
I'm so jealous of your lunch date! I'd like to know more about it when you return please
Sure! Trying to maintain the perfect balance between cool and confident, stoic and cynical, and wanting to hump like rabbits. :D
I am going to grab a file and nonchalantly run past my boss's office so he doesn't see me/ engage in work chat/ look into my crusty-round-the-edges face which I am attempting to obscure with said file. Hopefully, I will make it to the kitchen. Tall glass of skimmed milk-> drink. Can of coke out of fridge-> take back to desk. Repeat nonchalant scuttle back to desk.
I love a plan.
Watching the tennis at work, that will make short work of the morning, going home for a visit this weekend and next week is a fun-filled one as well. Magnificent.
Lu, could you send me black pudding?
I may not last that long.
4,000 calories before 10am FTW!
Full fat coke is saving my life ATM.
has got 9 months
If he's a good boy fgor 2 years then he won't need to go inside. I bet he's not the only mortgage chap to had fiddled a few facts on a mortgage application. In fact, I'd hazard a guess that it's rife (not that that makes it right of course).
Now it is. Interesting.
having to miss my trip to Porvoo fs. Word on the street is I party too hard.
i'll send some lolz
chinchillas feckin' love tomato paste apparently