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Make up some rumours please. Or tell stories about school rumours.
annoyed that we're doubtless going to be reprising this before long.
where Michael makes up rumours about everyone to cover the fact that one of the rumours he started wasn't true.
I have no rumour stories of my own other than one time when a Dutch guy I worked on a fruit farm with told everyone he'd slept with me on a beach AND HE HADN'T.
We'll get to the bottom of this rumour
He got me really stoned and I went a bit pale, then four of us slept in a car until the morning and when we woke up was covered with those green ants that taste of limes and then we drove home and crashed into a post in the desert.
So, you know, it was eventful enough to not have to spice the story up a bit with pretend sex. Naughty Colin Hogen Esch. Yes, you Colin.
I helped run the open mic night and he used to come along and usually play just one song, a song he had written called "I Just Wanna Have Sex All Day". He had a really odd slurry singing voice. Think the chorus was :
"Annnd III jusssswanna have sex alllldayyy
Annnd III jusssswanna have sex alllldayyy
III wanna makelovvvetoyooou
IIII'm jussst one hornnny dude"
I'd love it if it was him. A true oddball.
Was it actually him?
Did he have greasy slick back / brush back mousey brown hair, tiny eyes, glasses, and carry around an acoustic guitar with a sticker of the Dutch flag on it everywhere he went?
I think the chances are quite high due to fact both guys are Dutch, named Colin, and enjoy vocalising about sex.
He was very tall and had what I guess we consider a very typical accent - I think he was from a farming background.
However I met him in Australia in 2003 and he was a few years older than me so unless he was a mature-ish student then it's not likely.
at Sussex University. Despite probably being a bit older than me I don't remember him being particularly tall, and he had an American twinge to his voice, wasn't obvious he was Dutch, so doubt it was him.
Ah well. Horny Dutch Colins eh?
that Al Jazeera have sent a full news team to South Africa.
Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas is 50.
Mr Motivator is a holocaust denier.
keen on ostriches. He once looked into buying a farm, but this guy refused to sell it to him.
was filmed by Spielberg.
is the bassist in Hadouken! He was also in the film Waking Ned.
and is unable to sit in a seafood restaurant facing the tank, even if it doesn't have lobsters in.
Have You Ever Seen The Rain? by Creedence Clearwater Revival. One of the scriptwriters stuck it in initially for a joke, but it went down so well it stayed.
the ARP warden in Dad's Army.
(I heard both rumours years apart)
had a couple of ribs removed so they could fellate themselves.
his 'big red mover'