Following news earlier today of the shock o.5% contraction in the last three months of 2010, critics have been speculating about how it is before we the next high profile resignation from No 10.
The weather has been roundly criticised for its actions at the tail end of 2010 and after today's news many have been calling for its head. (After they find it)
Leader of the Opposition claimed that the old boys' club mentality that prevailed in No 10 will keep this (literally) prehistoric figure in his job.
Speculation to the weather's successor has been met with wide speculation. Speculation has arisen and it is widely expected that this speculation shall be speculated upon. Speculation includes a shock return to No 10 for both Eric Pickles and John Prescott, who, scientists say, if they are given just three extra Chicken Vindaloos with a side helping of beans a day, will be able to replicate the weather for Great Britain.