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I WAS JUST GONNA POST THIS
I AM FILLED WITH MUCH EXCITEMENT.
going steady with Becky from tool academy, Sean!
Obviously likes a man with serious power!
If she learn't how to spell and not be an embarrassment to the human race
Don't you dare disrespect Becky.
if I ever see you / find out what you look like / can get away with it without recriminations
I've given his ticket to Becky. Woops.
But hypothetically, who do you think would win in a fight?
I've given him a few beatings and I'm not even that strong so it would be a breeze for you.
It doesn't matter anyway because I have seriously given his ticket to Becky.
I was voted second hardest in my school, and my grandad worked in a shoe factory
is that the new mondeo man?
- Short attention span
- Lack of personal boundaries
- Being a wanker
get back to me
can we be friends :'(
we'll never be friends
Sure we can.
broken since the age of 9.
SHE'S GONNA BE REAL MAD WITH DARCY.
Hi Becky, you're the absolute worst.
it did occur to me that someone from Tool Academy might find DiS, what with GOOGLE and everything.
I just didn't expect it would be you.
fom er toool bf xx
what's the point in me buying the up and coming porno now?
Hi Becky Toilet.
the girls in that show will now be known as "toilets".
One of my favourite verbal cuffings.
I think you'll find I said this first ages ago and was TOILETLY IGNORED
Is that a dangling tampon string in her Twitter picture?
and what occasion she's wearing the undies/white shirt combo to.
They're public toilets! Public!!
Also; she could have closed the doors.
it looks like toilet paper.
Who's her tool?
although with substantially less of a leg to stand on, although I wonder if she'll find this thread for working through the original.
I like how she's rechristened herself as a Toolette. She can't have much opinion of her self-worth.
Can someone post a link?
I hope that someone mentions it on the show.
IF YOU ARE READING THIS BECKY PLEASE MENTION MEOWINGTON ON TV, SHE'LL LOVE YOU FOR IT.
(All capitals, I speak the lingo)
I doubt Becky and partner are sitting there every whatever night it is going "but... what..."
but it was filmed months ago!
as it is reality TV, and therefore would be filmed reasonably close to transmission.
I think her reaction is quite interesting; looks like someone's actually bothered to give her some decent media training.
The presenter and the psychiatrist lady vote who is the biggest tool. Maybe she could drop me a name check if she's doing a magazine interview sometime soon? becky?
I hope she becomes rich and famous. What I want most is for her to start posting on the social board but not tell anyone who she is, and slowly turn everyone who posted in the Tool Academy thread against each other.
The only one who has the real problem with her is Darcy. I reckon she could take Darcy in a fight. I would love her to start posting but you'd be able to tell it was her from a mile off due to the typing and the "loooooool xxx"
Her plan is coming to fruition quicker than I expected.
THAT FUCKING PICTURE.
p.s I haven't watched it and have no intention of doing so
I assume Songs_Abot_ducking's opinion is based on seeing the show.
permanent textspk = mongs
You're the new Karl Marx, he wasn't working class either.
He did actually make productive use of his time though.
Up there with 'U lick Strongbow of smackheads beermats'.
And they both grew up in a very unpleasant part of Liverpool. Your working class credentials cut no ice with me mate, you're over reacting and being silly and what's more you know it.
my dad wuz a car mekanik and wurkd in a dog biscit factry too he duz some welding stuff too an my mum cleend offices and woz a haredresser and drives a bus for ppl wiv lurnin probs now trufax loool xx
but if you can keep this up all day, in all threads, you'll make me so so happy.
Bamnan mate, I think if you go and have a cup of tea, look at the original thread, read what she said on twitter and then have a think, you'll see noone was being prejudiced against poor people or badly educated people, they were making fun of people who were being silly on a reality TV program and making fools out of themselves. Becky is a lot less offended by this than you are, she was warned people would mock her when she signed up. IT IS NOT ABOUT CLASS.
"My family worked ina shoe factory" is going to follow you about for a bit too I's wager.
i can keep it up u kno. no flip-floppin from me cuz my famly wurkd in a shu factry. looooooooooooool.
Seriously. This about Becky and not you so can you just go away please?
Have you no sole?
given we're doing it for her.
If you would have read the other threads, you would see that I love Becky and that she's my fave toolette.
I'm trying not to rise to you as you're being an absolute knob cheese and this has NOTHING to do with the show/Becky/Twitter so if you've got a problem with the way we're talking about the show, I suggest you make a separate thread about it and GTFO of this one as this has made me rather excitable today.
with your stupid comments. You haven't even watched the show so you don't even know what we're talking about.
SAVE ME FROM MYSELF WISHPIG
loooooooooool xx bbe
Because I hate the working class.
i haven't but with viral marketing skills like this, i will endeavour to tune in.
would love Temper Tool to start posting. Would be like having Marcofella back.
Becky_TOOLETTE_ Becky Constantinou x
Just found a new forum drowned in sound... Not much to say... Intresting ... Dnt fink they expected tool academy ppl to find it though xx
Out of interest do the tools tweet as though the show is currently live, or do they acknowledge that it was all filmed months ago and they know how it ended.
Having said all this I really need to stay away from Tool Academy threads. I'm worried I will start watching this soon.
Lol glad ur enjoyin the show bbe!! I always get nervous b4 10pm on mondays now looool xxx
Today is amazing....and it's bamos' birthday. COINCIDENCE?
That would be nice. (and, now, also my Birthday present to you, sTEFGAN)
FOLLOW ME BECKY_TOOLETTE_
loooooooooooooooooooooool huni xxxxx c ya ppl
Can you stop ruining Becky's thread? You are making her SAD. Is that what you want? IS IT??
I hope it really goes on and on because it increases the likelihood that she'll see it and won't have a clue what's suddenly going on in her apparent name.
I've spent way too much time studying her, erm, cooca area and I still don't see anything?!
and no-one lauged (except you)
i feel like i'm missing out
I don't feel like I'm missing out.
I wish I was missing out
[QUOTE] Just found a new forum drowned in sound... Not much to say
She's got our number already.
I thought this.
Becky_TOOLETTE_ Becky Constantinou x
RT @jamiehas: @MissMeowington @applebamos @Becky_TOOLETTE_ this is the best thing that has ever happened, ever
I sent her a message on Facebook!!!
Becky_TOOLETTE_ A big shout out and very happy birthday to @applebamos. Have a wicked day huni xxx
you just totally outdid my excitement at having been retweeted by a toolette =(
oh this is amazing.
That she is absolutely awesome.
A big shout out and very happy birthday to @applebamos. Have a wicked day huni xxx
7 minutes ago via ÜberTwitter
Definitely the best toolette!
Do you love me?
Do you love Princess [the dog]?
Do you love Princess more than me?
these made me laugh, then followed by CHILD BOMBSHELL. Brilliant.
i love the thought processes. "hmmmm, what do I *really* want to know about him?"
She's a genius. Good cop and bad cop all in one. Soften him up with a couple of amusing light-hearted questions, then BANG. The tough stuff.
Feel pretty bad for Liam's Toolette. :(
I reckon labmonkey
Haha the biggest dildo ever! The women at the shop talked me in to buyin it! Hu says 8 inchs is enuff?? Xx http://plixi.com/p/71206447
Sorry, you've lost me.
^no menshun of the dildo tho.
at least until the end of the day.
Get out of here Becky M! :D
@Becky_TOOLETTE_ have you seen the discussion on "drowned in sound" about you? They pretty much repeat everything you tweet hahahaha xx
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I'm going to pull a moony at them
big butts. We cannot lie.
Our Becky will be reading this now. I feel a bit weird. I'm sliding out.
Are you free on Saturday the 27th?
HOWEVER if Becky M wants to go, I can easily bump him off. Ohhh just imagine if I turned up with Becky M on my arm.
Becky C, not so much.
I've already told him he can't come. The slots open to be filled by a Toolette!
I didn't mean like that.
It's basically a big birthday party for (@apple)bamos. I'm sure he could get you onto the guest list :)
I LOOOOOOOOOVE birthday parties!
I really want to see Sadpunk again
It was Meo, not me.
Drowned in Sound: the haunt for Z list celebrities.
with this comment, I shall now be leaving - some people are not very nice on here ?
this is gold
Why don't they ever happen on Friday's between 4 and 5, eh?!?!
So, in summary: is this something to do with Tim Allen?
I fought we were jumped-up indie prix. Cute is well betta.
What a day to have loads of work on.
In through one door come some real life reality stars who have acknowledged our existence and out another goes Bamnan never ever to return (well until the next time he posts).
I just wish Twinkletoes was around to see this
- Some people start up a thread about a new E4 show called Tool Academy. Several of the male posters on this site should have probably been shortlisted according to Bamnan.
- A girlfriend of a contestant tweets about the aforementioned thread saying she likes the site.
- Sean is excited. The people who watch Tool Academy are excited. Generally, the people who know exactly what THE FUCKING POINT of Twitter is are excited.
- Several people make contact with the girl (Becky).
- Bamos gets wished happy birthday by her.
- Girl posts on here, is offered Zonino tickets and mentions her brother is in a band.
- Fast forward 2 weeks and everyone says the site isn't as good as it used to be in 1987.
AS YOU WERE.
She's identified that Blake's reluctance to ditch his various projects is most likely the number one stumbling to a Jawbreaker reunion. Additionally, she thinks that Terror Twilight may be her favourite Pavement album. She hasn't actually heard it yet, but I think she might check them out on Spotify.
This is like missionary work.
I have gone from finding Becky to be one of the most annoying people on Tool Academy, all the way through to well.....feeling, on the whole, indifferent however I find the young toollette rather endearing.