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he looked really angry lol
Maybe I'm just bitter because my memory won't allow it.
except I know I'm not bitter.
I was just trying to sound more reasonable than I actually am.
but didn't get through the auditions
ME: *Hollow laugh* Yes, that's right Malcolm(?), I was once on Blue Peter when I was younger.
HOST: *Cheesy grin* Fantastic, how did that come about?
ME: I was actually a judge on their book awards, and got to hand out an award at the show.
HOST: Wonderful stuff, do you still have the badge?
ME: Yes, I do.
HOST: Well, that's great, let's hope you'll take something to remember away tonight. Are you ready for your first question?
ME: Born ready, Malc.
HOST: Okay. Thalassaphobia is the fear of what?
ME: Well, as anyone with a rudimentary knowledge of the classics would know, it's the sea. Thalassa, thalassa, or, the sea, the sea, was the famous cry uttered by Xenephon of Athens as his force retreated from the the Persians. It was later used as the title of a novel by English author Iris Murdoch.
HOST: Well, you seem very confident!
HOST: Let's see if you're right... It's the correct answer! I just wish I could give you extra marks for the extra knowledge.
ME: Me too, Malc. Me too.
It seems to me that Malcolm hates your smug guts
Thalassaphobia is much more likely to be dirived from the Goddess of the sea Thalassa.
You're better than this.
Malcolm hates people who grin.
I met Richard Bacon - post cocaine-gate - after the filming. He signed my autograph book with: "I'm ashamed, Richard Bacon".
and crashed out with one point.
dribbled in my cup-a-soup and I had a little cry.
just to see if anne will slag you for the duration of the show."to busy sucking cocks to know what the capital of australia is?"
some people really look down their noses at people who travel on buses.
and tried to climb into a shoe
I backed out. Wish I had done it now. That's all.
I was so determined to go on Take Me Out this series BUT I applied too late and missed out. I will definitely be on the next one....even if I'm not single.
The usual formula seems to be that they claim
not to fancy them on the date despite fancying them in the first place. That's because they have some schlong back indoors.
they're really far away from each other. So I may think he's an attrative but I have poor eyesight and he's far away so when it comes to the date he might be a big ming. This works the other way around too.
Some people are very good looking (admittedly, none on Take Me Out) but not particualry attrative when you chat to them. Mayka d'sense?
He could be a HPOA (like this guy I saw today in the petrol station) but he be REALLY annoying or could have a lady voice like that guy from The Great British Bake Off....I'd be instantly turned off then.
I'm soooo sorry.
I have not seen it.
I can, however, tell you that your voice does not annoy me. But then only Tesco, Bamos and Meths annoy me- so I'm not the best judge.
As you were.
I met someone recently, he was probably one of the best looking people I've ever seen. I have ignored his texts. Such a waste.
would've made for a better story
and that they’d have to get my mates to say really embarrassing things about me, like they do with all the other dullards.
I mean, what skill do I have that I could show off? I can hardly design a building, put on a gig, tie a sheepshank or play a bit of Super Bomberman in a two minute slot on prime-time telly, can I?
Actually, this might deserve its own thread, but we’ll make it a subthread: What skill would you show off in Take Me Out?
Make it its own thread puhlease.
I'm not a skillful kind of guy.
You're talking SNES, yeah?