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You won't believe what she's called....
(NSFW due to tastefully shot boobage)
so couldn't be me
It made my day, I can tell you.
and very good boobs. I'm quite jealous of her.
she looks pretty but the rest are a bit meh. ALSO you don't see her teeth. What she hiding?
Well I never.
It's practically Felicity Shagwell.
a pretty face
her surname is Banghard.
would be MILES better though
a casual glance at some top shelf?
The boyfriend's ALWAYS a roofer.
'Woofter' gets me every time.
'Lacey was at Yates's bar in Luton when she was told she had won.'
'Lacey is totally different - massive boobs and very fresh at 18. She's got a tiny body and a great bum as well'
'I can just imagine sending her to an old people's home'
all the other page 3 models have been flat-chested octogenarians.
(new system only please)
Saggy hairy tits!
Yes you CAN SIR
I mean, well. I don't know what I mean. But yeah.
"In the late 90's breast implants were banned by The Sun. All girls such as Jordan and Melinda Messenger who had them were 'retired' from page 3"
either way, I'm glad mine aren't that size.
They're pretty nice.
they'd just get in the way, I have enough annoyances with mine tbh.
If they were bigger, i'd look a bit comical.
or massive girls with tiny boobs.
your body should automatically balance you out to avoid breasts that don't go with the rest of your body I reckon.
I don't know.
Theres no point doing it if its anything less than a G cup.
There must be a website where you can see what you would look like?
I'm not enjoying it.
I really don't want to see you chaps with boobs, and yet I really do.
There's ModiFace, too.
This could change my life/body/face.
I don't think I'll be getting my boobs done anytime soon.
how did it look?
it's an empty life without them.
Then how come one of the final 6 (Laura Louise) CLEARLY has fake tits, you cane even see the scar
Its a rule.
but that isn't one of them.
If I know it, at least a few other people are going to know it. I'm way down on the chain of knowing things.
Apart from the ninety percent who are grannies that even Wayne Rooney would turn down.
within 15 minutes of my first trip to Luton. I haven't gone back.
is that it is the 21st century and we are supposed to be all modern and that yet there's still no gash on page 3.
HE SHOOTS, HE SCORES
(except maybe robots)
left over bit of parma ham that got stuck to the packet optional.
Do you find the sight of a vagina sexually exciting?
I definitely don't.
I'd rather look a nice pair of breasts.
Though I probably couldn't take it well i'd just get all awkward and embarrassed and call myself Smith.
YOU POSTED IT
LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE NOW
With emphasis on the hard
drop the H
find her attractive.
and her face isn't very attractive.
I'm having a bit of an episode ... Is it sexist or chivalrous to defend a page 3 model when people claim she's rough?
or part Venezualan or something
Priya from Babestation is my favourite at the moment. We need more mixed-raced couples to breed future hot semi-Indians.
Is she 4' tall?
Also looks like Karren Brady.
that's kind of amazing.
Its the 26 that gets me. Thats incredibly skinny. Before anyone accuses me of being jealous, I admit it already. Thanks.
and allegedly 26GG-25-30
she must have no shoulderblades
i'm a 30 and i can't buy that in most normal places
jokes about her name aside she's actually quite pretty I was expecting someone far more bland and generic.