ok, let's do this shit.
so....i was 15. probably a bit of a late starter i guess. it was a school trip to glamorgan university for kids that were naughty but had the potential to go to uni. anyway, a load of girls from weston-super-mare were in the flat above ours and they snuck down on the first night. the girl i would eventually kiss was sitting up on the side in the kitchen wearing small pyjama shorts that placed her vagina* ever so slightly on show for us Lads. (we sure did giggle and high-five about that when she left).
anyway....for some reason, she picked me off from the pack and we spent the weekend hanging around. for the first kiss we were sitting in her room and the only thing i remember was her having lots of little sachets of shampoo on the bed and her asking me if i liked rival schools**
anyway. i definitly could've lost my virginity that weekend but was probably too exhausted with having had my first kiss and all...erm...so that's why i pussied out. it definitly wasn't because i was scared and didn't know what i was doing or anything.
ANYWAY. we swapped numbers and she cried as i left. after about two weeks she stopped texting back.
AND EVERY ENCOUNTER WITH WOMEN I'VE HAD SINCE SEEMS TO BE A SLIGHTLY ALTERED VERSION OF THOSE EVENTS.
*is talking about a 15 year-old girl's vagina illegal? maybe delete this thread or something if it is.
** i didn't know...but i told her i definitly did.