Me: You don't have the five pence by any chance?
Customer (Mid-50's posh guy): Eurgh I never have them, I can't stand them.
Me: (Pause) Ok...
People are strange.
About an hour after that I took a massive gulp of coffee, choked on it and spat it all down the trousers of my co-worker who is a lady in her mid sixties. Oh well, it's friday.
Anyone else having an eventful day?