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I amost botched my one with a typo if it makes you feel better.
I did a
i can't do that
Not very impressive.
I can turn up to a party, attend said party, and leave without anyone noticing I was there.
Out of the water mate, bloody fantastic
"Window the in doggy that is much how
Tail waggly the with one the
Window the in doggy that is much how
Sale for doggy's that hope do I"
There will be no encore.
But last night in the pub, I couldn't even do a convincing geordie accent, so I've clearly lost it.
I think that would be fun. I can't do accents to save my life though. I've tried so many times but it always just sounds weird.
It's bizarre, it just disappeared overnight.
I distinctly remember when I was about 13/14, doing an improvised skit where I did impressions of Captain Kirk, Scotty, and Bones having an argument pretty much perfectly.
But last night I couldn't even approach a geordie accent, despite the fact I used to live in Newcastle and would impress locals with my mimickry (well, pissed them off as I took the mickey out of them).
from a standing position
you're the type to sit and eat a block of cheddar in your pants whilst playing football manager.
I go into the room where all the coats are being kept and make everyone's money disappear.
i shoot pingpong balls out of my vagina. you?
have you ever chopped up a chilli and touched anywhere? I got my eye once.
Now there's a way to blind someone on April Fools day if ever there was one.
Not as fast as him though, but pretty quick.
I'm impressed by anyone that can say the alphabet backwards. My cousin can do it really quickly and at christmas my other ditsy cousin tried to. She went "Z W?"
I had it in a Tony the Tiger activity book that we got with a box of cereal when I was a child.
Said Y: "Egss double you fee.
Your tea is our cute pea.
Oh! 'n 'em hell, KJ,
I hate G if he deceive B.A."
I used to think I was special until I realised that most small fisted girls can do this no problem at all. Sorry to pee on your parade. I owuld probably still do it if it didn't make me look quiet so ugly :'(
Here is my T-Rex attacking a diplodocus, whilst a stegosaurus watches.
I threw out the instructions though, I aint gonna be told what I make
You forgot to do the bit where you suck the bobble up for its tail.
Make whatever innuendo out of that what you will.
Are you my sister?
It's know as "that weird arm thing" to my friends.
splat the rat world champion
but pretend I did.
(but with cheese)
And starts playing Justin Timberlake and what have you.
Considered me humbled
I can do the worm. I wouldn't like to show anyone though.
if you ask nicely.
i can do the shawn michaels 'flip from shoulders to standing up' thing. not sure why as i'm quite rotund.
She has no bone or cartilige or whatever in it, so it's all squishy. Weird.
Small world, I've not met anyone else who can do that before.
(Well, I suppose I could have met hundreds, but not knowingly, it's not like I ask!)
then swing my arm round in an unnatural way.
after 6 days.
meths isn't that special
I love annoying people with that when they can't do it.
but couldnt back then.
I will be agog.
Where is your house
pop pop pop-pop poppoppop
pop pop pop-pop poppoppop
pop pop pop-p'pop-pop p'pop p'pop-pop
I fail to see how you can not get it from this.
I now have that song in my head.
It's a classic.
also, i can do a great impression of an apple. i'll do it at zonino
When your eighteen (and I've had it since I was fifteen at various lengths), this is better than any party trick for starting conversations.
Drunk people just come over and gawp in an impressed fashion, usually accompanied by aggressive beard fondling.
I always want to touch beards.
If theres any face I wanna stroke, its yours.
therefore can bend my fingertips at 90 degree angles and also pop my thumbs out. totally useless physiological design.
you're a rotter. Bruteifulones was right.
is this grease?
Had to use olive oil. It went EVERYWHERE.
I also HATE it when people turn they're eyelids inside out or roll their eyes back or something
I can also waggle my ears and twitch my nose like a rabbit.
I can't twitch my nose though. I'd like to. I may try to teach myself like I did with my ears.
cross them then look to one side, cross them them look to one side
not creepy at all
i'd stop doing it but it makes my brother go into hysterics every single time. other people less so.
the other toes just stay still looking jealous.
not really, toes can't get jealous.
but it's ok. You're not my sister.
I'm really sorry.
YOU@RE RUING MY LIFE
And no, I put the right words in all the gaps. That's what makes me good at doing them, see?
1 across, never felt this bad (3,4)
you've got to start somewhere.
you start with the factual ones you know, like names of flora and fauna or literary characters, stuff like that. THEN you can go on to the more abstract ones.
WHAT DO THEY TEACH YOU IN THOSE SCHOOLS THESE DAYS
You won't get that clue then,.
I'm not as good at them, no. I can't spot them in a line up. But now I know I'll give it a go. I'm still learning about cryptic ones. They are hard and you have to know the code and I don't know all the code yet. Is there a secret club or something I can join?
I am never doing a crossword with you. Ever.
It makes sense though.
Please don't get TOO DOWN
I know you made it up but it's no good if you can't back it up with bisecting answers. NO GOOD
Who didn't write 'Mr Piggles dancing wiggle'
1 Across must be wrong.
"What commonly-used word should technically be spelt incorrectly in English?" (11)
2. 1 Across was completely different up there^.
2. 1 Across up there^ was from the cryptic crossword which you said you weren't doing.
2. Fine. I'm doing the Sudoku instead now anyway.
I have cups of tea as well
and carrot cake
can I bring scrabble?
they have things like scrabble games, sewing and general indie fun. plus its on a train museum site. it's an hour bus-ride from nottingham.
you disgust me
I'll go alone.
We can play Scrabble.
I'm definitely going now.
he doesn't have to come with. i'm sure it's preferable to camping, unless you're a happy camper
And then one thing or another has scuppered it.
I reckon that's quite good...It's generally well received.
but I tend to spend a decent amount of my time explaining to people I've never met before my name real is actually Storm, get's old fast.
whether to spend time explaining why I have got that particular nickname or just running with it. Or, just ignoring it and telling them to do likewise. But then you sound a bit joyless from the off...
She probably has.
Do you mean they forget the nickname, or the instances of being introduced? If the latter, yeah.
(sorry, too easy)
but then I badly burned my ear and now I don't do it anymore
And balance on just one elbow and one knee
You can do the thing where you cover your hair in spray and set fire to that too.
which isn't really very impressive and as such as faded from the memories of most.
I can make THREADSMASHES
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THE THREAD WAS SMASHED
...which I can manipulate to humourous effect. Altho don't know if that counts as a party piece - it has previously been described as a series of embarrassing events however.
In a sarcastic way. Its a bit shit as far as party tricks go, but it got me my boyfriend of three years :). I also do a mean kate winslet smile, and can recite my GCSE german oral speech from 5 years ago, which convinces drunk people that I speak fluent german.
'the cork trick'
And walking around nonchalantly, that's my party trick.
It can be pretty upsetting. Even clowns have been known to cry at it.
Then eventually thought, 'It's been going for a while now. Some kind of interesting discussion not related to toasters must have broken out.'
There's a pretty interesting conversation about crosswords. NO REALLY IT'S GREAT.
But DiS ate my reply, and then I lost interest.