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Shit story...
I was just in Sainsbury's and they have loads of new self-service checkouts. They've had them for a while and I love it because I get in and out so much quicker for lunch.
However, today I approach the self-service bit and there was this guy who used to work on the basket check-outs "attending" the self service check outs. Which means he basically takes away baskets, approves booze and helps people if they get stuck on the self service.
NOW, the reason this is a story is because he was always really chatty on the basket checkouts. Always asked how you were etc. And he genuinely seemed to enjoy that part of his job. Today he was just stood at the self-service looking a bit sad and dejected. :-(
tl;dr
tell me a shit story.