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how long would you leave it? i'm thinking two days...txt thursday evening/afternoon. industry standard.
but then....everyone in town leaves it two days now...
Great film. I'd usually say next day, but hell knows really.
But obviously not that badly.
Bear in mind, I am not the person to ask.
Then text her a load of drunken gibberish.
but only a smiley. preferably ':s'
'had a bit of a heavy one and found this number. are you steve?. cheers'
I can't remember who put that on a message to someone but it made me laugh and I can't find the thread.
'who the fuck IS THIS JESUS'
"BOOGA BOOGA YOU ME PRINCESS NOW"
you should have text her like 2 minutes after she gave you her number. I would have forgotten about you by now.
10:51 "Hey, I met you last night, good times. Fancy meeting for a drink sometime? xx" *No reply*
10:58 " Ahh hey, I guess you weren't interested, no one ever is. My dad died you know, and my mums an alcoholic. Never mind eh. x" *No reply*
11:12 "hey, sorry about that, I just get a bit upset at being ignored but I'd really like to hang out or something, we could go and see that new film about badgers! LOL xxxxx" *No reply*
11:15 "Guess you're not a badger fan then. Badger wasn't a euphenism for your ladybits by the way, I've never even though about them. Maybe if you're ever about town we could meet up, up to you really, I'm normally pretty free. Take it easy x" * No reply*
11:26 "Gosh, you must be busy - I liked your blosue last night - smashing blouse :) xxxxxxxxx <3" *No reply*
"LOL just seen that youtube video of the pig being ridden by a babay monkey. Funny as. If you add me on facebook I'll send you the link!! xxx" *No reply*
12:16 "SOZ!!! Just joking LOL...friend got my phone LOL...Call me!!" *no reply*
they sound an awful lot like me.
12:26 "gonna go crawl under a rock and die now. bye"
"When I said crawl undr a rock, i meant LISTEN TO ACFUCKINGDC back in black!!! and when I say die I really meant DRINK SOME WISKEY AND ROCK OUT!! Have you ever seen AC/DC, great live band, we could maybe go and see them sometime? xx" *No reply*
Boning - you should probs text her now
A bit of tonguey-tonguey - later on today
One of those ones where you chat for ages and at the end of the night you think "GOD DAMN I'd marry her now" - later on this evening
Chatting in a group and gave you her number at the end of the night - tomorrow afternoon "Hey yeah was jusy having a coffee because I'm interesting and thought hey or like whatever cos I'm super cool"
what's the protocol for a decent fingering, a bit of eating and a tug?
i left it just under 48 hours and she got in touch with me first, doing ok right?
it's been a long time since i got into all this business
She's probably already noshing off another bloke
Friday night pull = mon/tue call (sat = tue/wed). Not too needy. Not to late to arrange something for later on that week (no-one is doing something on thur, fri, sat AND sun that can't be put off for a hot date, so if she stalls leave the ball in her court).
Whatever you do, be the guy from the rated R movie, not the fluffy bunny rabbit guy from the PG13 who everyone is hoping does reeeeeally well. You're a big bear. With claws.
Texting is nerve-racking enough. She doesn't need to hear your heavy breathing.
If it was me I would text the following evening, referencing something you talked about the previous night.
You don't want to seem needy.
But defo use a second class stamp. And a plain wax seal rather than one with the family crest or your own monogram.
could be a fake number though...
I'm really fucking cool so just leave me alone, k?
Me and my friend Louie were too busy offering our coats to a sapling at this point...so I'm not really sure what happened.
She seemed keen, but not overbearing. Nice girl.
Apparently I'm a really effective repellant to anything with a couple of ovaries knocking about inside them.
Better to find out now rather than waste time being all cool. Baman is right, and also if you're not needy, it appears like you're not going to play games/mess her around.
and ETERNAL LOVE written on the other. If you are feeling especially erotic you could construct some sort of flag with the words MOON LANDING on it and stick it in your Japanese-Winker...(all else fails just text her now sissy)
not from you obvs.
CHANDLER: "I am telling you, years from now schoochildren will study it as one of the greatest first dates of all time. It was unbelievable. We could totally be ourselves, we didn't have to play any games..."
MONICA: "So, have you called her yet?"
CHANDLER: "Let her know I like her, what are you, insane?"
MONICA AND PHOEBE: "Guys!?"
CHANDLER: "It's the next day, how needy do I want to seem? I'm right, right?"
JOEY AND ROSS: "Yeah, let her dangle."
MONICA: "I can't believe my parents are actually pressuring me to find one of you people!"
PHOEBE: "God, come on! Just do it! Call her. Stop being so testosterony!"
CHANDLER: "Which, by the way, is the real San Francisco treat."
everytime i pull i get some annoying interrogation.
"Your phone's vibrating. Oh my God it's your girlfriend isn't it?"
"No I'm single."
"No you aren't! I bet it's your girlfriend. Oh no what am I doing?"
"I don't have a girlfriend."
"Of course you do. I'm so stupid."
firstly, why do they care? secondly, shouldnt they be prouder if they've pulled someone who's already got a bird?
Because BBC Three's ears are burning
it's the only way
what is she like?
Did he actually get her number? (he's said IF in the title)
They were chatting all evening. She seemed nice.
I've been Liam. You've all been great. Goodnight.
did she put up a fight?
No she gave him pube lice.
keep it as a trophy and each night raise a glass to "the one that got away"
cause that's not why i hate these threads
Ask her how she is, if she has anything fascinating or fun going on in her life, and make an inquiry as to whether she would be free over the next few days to get together and have a drink or similar. Keep it light. Sign off with your name and a solitary 'x'. Report back for further instructions.
i'd say 1:38:47 exactly
It'd be better to go with 1.38.14. Nice casual time.
txt last night. she replied...exhanged pleasantaries. said i was probably out in town this weekend and that, if she isn't busy and fancied it, she should come out for a drink. she said she was busy but could do something next week once she knows her rota. i said that's cool, txt me whenever.
could be an excuse but at least it's all on her now. if she wants to go out, she'll txt again, if she doesn't, she wont. nice and simple that.