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or not. I'm not bothered.
And what is it about sink-benders that makes you blood boil?
I'm not sure what I hate so much about sink-benders but I can't stand it. I used to clean my teeth at the same time as a sink bender and it just used to make me so angry.
I don't do much work because I don't really have to so I spend most of my time on here. I don't have any work colleagues so its like you lot are my co-workers.... (so sad)
Makes me feel like I have a life.
CHEERS MEOWINGTON BABES
and if it isn't a lolcat, sub-question: what is your favourite lolcat?
It would just be impossible to pick a favourite cat picture from the internet as there are far too many that I love.
which DiSers would leave you turned on, and which would receive the, 'no likey, no lighty,' treatment?
Coronation Street, EastEnders, Emmerdale, Hollyoaks, Doctors, Neighbours, Home and Away, and The Archers.
But I guess:
Emmerdale, Coronation Street, Hollyoaks, Eastenders, Neighbours, Home and Away, The Archers.
The reason will be order of attractive cast members.
And what do you plan on having today?
I burnt my mouth really badly on it so not happy. Tonight I'm going to have chicken stir fry. you?
Not sure about tonight, gonna go to asda later and see what takes my fancy.
Might try steak, because I've never had steak before, and I remember a thread on here saying it's nice and easy to cook.
I may do steak on Friday night. With a fried egg and really chunky chips.
So when I do get meat at home it's just bacon or sausages or something easy like that, so have no idea how to cook a steak, or what you'd eat it with, or anything.
I can't believe you haven't encountered steak at a restaurant or something though...
I won't give you advice about cooking it, or what type to buy, it's one of those things that everyone has a personal opinion on. One thing I would say though is quality matters, and you'll get what you pay for.
because they're usually kind of expensive and I don't want to order one in a restaurant only to find out I don't like steak.
if it's a good restaurant, he'd rather see what else they can cook, and if it's a bad restaurant, he won't trust their steak to be any cop.
Good steak is the king of meat though, so I'm sure you'll have a whale of a time. Enjoy your experiments! Please report your findings.
and do I have either, both, or am I just heartsick or heartattacky?
Also: why isn't it lunchtime yet?
I normally just drink loads of really hot peppermint tea and hope it goes away. I don't think its a heart attack but you can't be too sure so maybe pop down a&e?
I'm not sure why its not lunch time yet but its really bothering me that this day is going really slowly.
Heartburn feels like you swallowed a glass of acid
Beauty and the Beast
What would be the point, really?
this is probably why my profile got so many clicks.
because it rained.
I can't remember.
You seem fed up.
but maybe a little. I just want to start getting interviews for jobs in London so I can do something good with this year rather than sitting in this shitty little office again by myself and racking up another 10,000 posts :(
But yeah, it's the new year blues innit. Chin up meo, you'll find something groovy sooner or later.
There is plenty of time for things to improve but it doesn't help being the most impatient person in the world.
David Cameron or George Osborne?
i don't like David Cameron's forehead.
a) Your dad
b) Your boobs
in any order.
He's been a bit distressed over the christmas period as one of the cats went missing for a few days. I've never seen him squeal but he did when the cat hopped over the fence.
b) Not much to tell.
Also, I know who you are.
The pervy ones are all from the same person.
i have some more questions - do i get to ask more?
Ask more questions if you like!
no one else sends me PMs anymore :'(
If they're all from the same person, that means at least one of 13Monsters or ho_fo ISN'T sexually harassing her. At least by PM.
thats a bit weird, no?
I want insults
My wife reckons yes but I just think he has a nondescript and squashed cabbage face.
I can appreciate he obviously works out though - bloody cheater.
He's well fit. I fancy him so much.
than being on DiS?
but at the moment, I live in Essex where nothing happens AT ALL. My friends will only go to Yates in Romford on a Friday, Saturday AND sunday night so theres not an awful lot else I can do at this moment in time. I've got loads of stuff planned so i'm not massively bothered.
Funeral: Something by Britney.
I'm getting into more slightly folky stuff now, not sure why.
I really love this song by boy & bear: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH9ifwkPZO4
State your answer in relation to whether you've seen 'Love and Other Drugs' and the near-endless gratuitous booby shots throughout.
I've only seen her in Rachael Getting Married and the Devil Wears Prada so I'm not sure.
I wonder if I am sometimes but then I think no, I can't flirt to save my life.
You cannot express happiness without me, yet I am in the midst of crosses. I am always in risk, yet never in danger. You may find me in the sun, but I am never out of darkness.
What am I?
how do you express happiness in such a way that requires a lightbulb?
i liek puzzels
a) What goes into the water red and comes out black?
b) What goes into the water black and comes out red?
c) Who do you have the biggest girl crush on?
c) karen gillan
(Ignore the fact that this is 7 hours late and this is quite a witty reply. No, shut up, it is. Wahey!)
Nobody else is going to.
b) a lobster
c) Christina Hendricks
I really like owls. I almost bought an little owl backpack yesterday but thought i'd never use it so just got a panda ring instead.
Like an onion ring?
Its so cute.
when you put it on and it has a finger coming out of its mouth?
I like it anyway :(
they have enhanced my life
No-one really cares or knows who I am.
looks or success?
It all depends in what way. If it was in the boyfriend way then i'd say looks were way more important than how successful they are. Success isn't something I find attractive. Other people do, I don't. I find looks, personality and sense of humour attractive and will support them in whatever they do.
best day as well because then I can watch it when I get home from work on Friday night. Can't fucking wait.
related question: why do so few social board regulars post there?
but not often or anything of relevance. I lurk there more than I post.
Its just a bit weird over there. I'm not a massive fan of talking about music because I don't really know what to say. This is all I've got:
- Its good
- Its not good
- I like it
- I don't like it
I like all the wanky arguments though, they're my forte. Just seemed odd that so many people stay away from it, it's not *that* elitist or anything.
Best Dr Who?
That, or I've just got bored of it. Obviously there are still gems from time to time - anything by theShipment is obviously gonna be great, and Luis_Carruthers and Zapsta and lyle (if he's still alive?) and brightonb (when he's not trolling) and I suppose quite a few others are all worth listening to. There's just a lot more fail.
The Chupa/Chubra faceoff of last autumn was brilliant though.
to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them?
first you ignore my contribution to the Ellis thread, now this.
What did I do to deserve this?
Don't take it personally.
that millions of strange shadows on you tend?
Since every one hath, every one, one shade,
And you, but one, can every shadow lend.
Describe Adonis, and the counterfeit
Is poorly imitated after you;
On Helen's cheek all art of beauty set,
And you in Grecian tires are painted new:
Speak of the spring and foison of the year;
The one doth shadow of your beauty show,
The other as your bounty doth appear;
And you in every blessed shape we know.
In all external grace you have some part,
But you like none, none you, for constant heart.
and yes you should just give up on life if you can't drive.
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST FOLKS.
New question: meowington, why are you such a massive, massive homophobe?
now that i'm gay, why do you hate me?
happy people liked you or worried about potential future internet wierdo stalkers?
whats PSHE for a start?
... a Panorama special about the dangers of social networking web-sites then show them that. Shocking but it really makes them think and promotes discussion.
eat a tramp's poo or drink a tramp's sick?
I'm not sure if I can answer it though. I really don't like vomit but I also really don't like poo. I guess i'd rather drink the sick because I wouldn't want to chew a turd.
All girls say this, and for the same reason.
All guys say penguin, because they look cuddlier.
I'm gonna write a sociology journal about it.
do you feel famous? I think you should probably feel famous.
Also would you rather get done up the bum by margaret thatcher with a strap on or do john prescott up the bum with a strap on.
I don't feel famous no. I feel stupid.
Second question: I'd rather do John Prescott up the bum with a strap on.
I just read that post without having actually read the second part of the post before it. "Hmmm, she got the 'most-viewed profile of last year' but still thinks she's not well kno... Wait, WTF???"
I wonder if my flatmates heard me laughsnort. That's something I don't want to have to explain.
you don't actually have to look at margaret thatcher if shes doing you up the bum. Plus you're getting done up the bum. You're basically winning
Besides which, it's only a strap-on, you wouldn't feel anything or even have to get naked.
And he might buy you a pie afterwards.
You've been de-sexed?
I'll only have the $$$ for one so you can decide where I go, thanks.
I don't think there are any.
I just want to know which is the fattest.
i only really fancy joseph gordon levitt and he's not fat at all
BUT! the cat you are killings is pregnant
Pop quiz hot shot!
Is one of the unborn cats destined for evil things?
probably if the two cats were my two cats.
WOULD YA? EH? EH?
Mad scientist has you trapped and says unless you pull a switch killing a pregnant cat he will pull a seperate switch killing two cats. They are also all in cages suspended above you mewing something that sounds like help
and it was a milk float
and that was a big building that caught fire. Besides, they had Paul Newman and Steve McQueen.
fantasized about slapping an old woman round the face with a fish?
Anyone who's seen that probably has ^
Would you run and never look back?
could you save my soal (soul? sole?) tonight?
this is horrendous
can they find their way home?
if its done right.
I approve of this choice
filled with cream and topped with chocolate and strawberries. Delightful!
Or something equally large?
so weird. I think it may be because no one has really been up that early since before xmas that it just seemed dark? no?
Are you allowed to ask me a question in your ask me anything thread?
I'm allowed to do whatever I want in here.
but it's OK, cos it bounced off.
According to The Sun (the other one) 'boffins' call this an eclipse.
don't know anymore
But got the complete 5 series today in the post, having not seen it before.
for your right to party? like actually?
I dunno then
monday - black. because its a boring colour and monday is boring
Tuesday - dark grey. because its a little bit less boring than monday
Wednesday - mid grey. because its a little bit less boring than tuesday
thursday - light grey. because its an okay colour. I've got a nice light grey cardigan and i like it the same as i quite like thursdays.
friday - emerald green. Friday is my favourite day of the week and emerald green is my favourite colour ever.
Saturday - yellow. happy day. nice things happen on saturdays
Sunday - purple. because purple is a weird colour and sundays are a bit weird.
i'm genuinely considering raking through google and doing a spreadsheet of these.